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6.05 IQ. (1994) 8.00 Long Weekend: Adrenaline Junkies. 8.30 Ice Age. (2002) 9.55 Joe Somebody. (2001) 11.40 The Wild Thornberrys Movie. (2002) 1.15 IQ. (1994) 2.55 Bonus! Thunderblrds. 3.15 Joe Somebody. (2001) 5.00 Ice Age. (2002) 6.30 The Wild Thornberrys Movie. (2002) 8.00 Kingpin. (1996) 10.00 Black Cadillac. (2002) 11.40 All. (2001) 2.20 My New Gun. (1992) 4.05 Romantic Comedy 101. (2001)
SKY MOVIES 2
7.00 Just a Dream. (2001) 8.40 This Time Around. (2003) 10.20 Mrs Doubtflre. (1993) 12.25 Restless Spirits. (1999) 2.05 Just a Dream. (2001) 3.45 This Time Around. (2003) 5.25 Mrs Doubtflre. (1993) 7.30 Sky Movies News. (2001) 8.00 The Tuxedo. (2002) 9.45 XXX. (2002) 12.00 The Tuxedo. (2002) 1.45 Rollerball. (2002) 3.30 New Eden. (1994) 5.05 Restless Spirits. (1999)
SKY CINEMA 1
6.00 The Fireball. (1950) 7.30 Dark City. (1950) 9.10 I Was a Male War Bride. (1949) 11.00 Sky Movies News. (2004) 11.30 Double Indemnity. (1944) 1.25 The Diary of Anne Frank. (1959) 4.20 I Was a Male War Bride. (1949) 6.15 Dark City. (1950) 8.00 Double Indemnity. (1944) 10.00 Call Northside 777. (1948) 11.55The Fan. (1981) 1.35 Vision Quest. (1985) 3.25 Sky Movies News. (2001) 4.00 Call Northside 777. (1948)
SKY SPORTS 1
6.00 Aerobics: Oz Style. 6.30 ICC Cricket World. 7.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Classics. 8.00 The Premiership Years. 12.00 Football: Newcastle Gateshead Cup. 5.30 Moto +. 6.00 Super League. 8.00 Darts. 10.00 Football: Newcastle Gateshead Cup. 0.00 Super League. 2.00 Rally Fever. 3.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Smackdown. 5.00 Moto +. 5.30 Gillette World Sport.
SKY SPORTS 2
6.00 Sports Unlimited. 7.00 Tight Lines. 8.00 US Tour Golf. 12.00 Fishing. 5.30 Wild Spirits. 6.00 Australian Rules Football. 8.00 US Tour Golf. 1.00 European Tour Golf. 5.00 UCI BMX Supercross World Championships 2004.5.30 Motor Racing.
SKY SPORTS 3
7.00 Rally Fever. 8.00 ICC Cricket World. 8.30 Racing News. 9.00 Max Power. 10.00 Football: Amsterdam Tournament. 12.00 European Tour Golf. 4.00 Tennis: ATP Masters Series. 6.00 Rally Fever. 7.00 Football: Newcastle Gateshead Cup. 9.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Smackdown. 11.00 The Premiership Years. 1.00 Max Power. 2.00 Australian Rugby League. 4.00 Close.
EUROSPORT
7.30 YOZ Xtreme. 8.00 Super Racing Weekend. 9.00 World Superbikes. 10.00 Live Super Racing Weekend. 1.30 Beach Volleyball World Tour. 2.30 Live Super Racing Weekend. 4.00 Uve World Superbikes. 5.00 MotoGP. 6.00 Mission to Athens. 6.30 Live Super Racing Weekend. 8.00 Live WTA Tour Tennis. 9.30 Bowls. 10.30 British Eurosport News Report. 10.45 World Superbikes. 11.45 Beach Volleyball World Tour. 0.45 British Eurosport News Report.
SKY ONE
6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 7.00 Pokemon Advanced. 7.30 Yu-Gi-Oh! Enter the Shadow Realm. 8.00 Gamezville. 9.00 Malcolm In the Middle. 9.30 Futurama. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 12.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: The Bottom Lino. 1.00 Next Action Star. 2.00 Gamezville. 3.00 Star Trek: Enterprise. 4.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 5.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 6.00 Dinotopia. 7.50 Futurama: Welcome to the World of Tomorrow. 8.00 The Simpsons. 8.30 The Simpsons. 9.00 Road Warn. 10.00 Celebrity Fear Factor. 11.00 There’s Something about Miriam. 12.00 Very Worst.... 12.55 The Sharon Osbourne Show. 1.50 Fear Factor UK. 2.40 Cops. 3.05 Cops. 3.30 Unofficial World Records of Sex. 3.55 When Sex Goes Wrong. 4.20 Hot Love. 5.10 Star Trek: Voyager.
UKTV GOLD
6.05 Charlie’s Angels. 7.05 Doctor Who. 9.00 Are You Being Served?. 9.40 Are You Being Served?. 10.20 Are You Being Served?. 11.00 Are You Being Served?. 11.40 Are You Being Served?. 12.20 Are You Being Served?. 1.00 Are You Being Served?. 1.40 Are You Being Served?. 2.20 Are You Being Served?. 3.00 Are You Being Served?. 3.40 Are You Being Served?. 4.20 Are You Being Served?. 5.00 Are You Being Served?. 5.40 Are You Being Served?. 6.20 Are You Being Served?. 7.00 Are You Being Served?. 7.40 Are You Being Served?. 8.20 Are You Being Served?. 9.00 The Man in the Iron Mask. 11.25 The Fast Show. 12.05 The Fast Show. 12.45 The Fast Show. 1.25 Auf Wiedersehen, Pet. 2.30 Chef!. 3.05 Chef!. 3.40 Chef!. 4.15 Charlie’s Angels. 5.10 Charlie's Angels.
BBC THREE
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7.00 Little Angels Top Tips. 7.10 Liquid Assets. 8.10 Spy. 9.10 Storm of the Century. 10.40 Kingdom Hospital. 11.20 The Smoking Room. 11.50 Swiss Toni. 12.20 Liquid Assets. 1.15 Spy. 2.15 The Smoking-Room. 2.45 Swiss Toni. 3.15 Liquid Assets.
ITV 2
9.25 Emmerdale Omnibus. 12.15 Quincy, ME. 1.15 Quincy, ME. 2.15 White Magic • Paul Zenon. 3.15 Planet's Funniest Animals. 3.40 CD:UK. 4.40 Felicity. 5.30 Airline. 6.00 Airline. 6.35 Shopping . from'. Hell.; 7,35 Tenants'; from. Hell. 8.40 Young •
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6.00 Breakfast. (C) 9.30 In the Know. (C) 11.00 Saturday Brunch. (C) 12.00 BBC News; Weather. (C) 12.10 Grandstand. (C) 12.15 The Road to Athens.12.45 1.50 Racing from Goodwood. Clare Balding and Rishi Persad present coverage of four live races from the final day of the Glorious Goodwood meeting.
3.50 FILM: Jack. (1996) Comedy drama in which a ten-year-old boy with a dis ease that makes him age at four times the normal rate faces the out-
side world for the first time. Starring Robin Williams, Diane Lane, Brian Kerwin.(C)
5.35 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 5.55 I’d Do Anything. Ian Wright presents the game show in which members of the public face their biggest fears and phobias in order to win a special prize for a loved one. (C)
6.45 Johnny and Denise: Passport to Paradise. Johnny Vaughan and Denise Van Outen host a live show filled with competitions, games and outside broadcasts, and one person gets the chance to win a trip to their dream location. (C)
7.35 The National Lottery: In It to Win It. Dale Winton presents a quiz show in which five contestants must continue to give correct answers if they are to hold on to their share of a cash jack pot. (C)
8.20 Casualty. Hospital drama series. Bex is happy after her evening with Luke. Simon is summoned in by Harry and the new paramedic Nina can’t resist playing the hero. (C)
9.10 Dalziel and Pascoe. Detective drama series featuring a crime-bust ing duo who are total opposites of one another. A retired detective is found dead on his local golf course. (R) (C)
10.40 News; Weather. (C)
f 11.00 FILM: The Saint. (1997) Action:. : ■ ■ packed spy adventure. International •; mercenary Simon-Templar, alias the j
ffell! ’ ' Saint, is hired by a Russian industri-;
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12.55 Top of the Pops: Alfresco. Live from Gateshead, the week's best-selling singles, live performances and pre chart exclusives in the first ever Top Of The Pops open-air broadcast. (R)
1.55 Joins BBC News 24.
- alist to steal a fusion formula. Starrinq ; Val Kilmer, Elisabeth Shue, R adei * Seifoedzija. (C) , w
Casualty: A Dangerous Initia tive, BBC1, 8.20pm
Nina and Fin attend to a man trapped in a sewer. Against Fin’s instructions Nina decides to go in alone to rescue him. Back at Holby, Fin reprimands her for breaking the rules. Comfort tells Fin that if he. does not report her to Josh, she will. Simon comes in for his meeting with Harry. To Simon’s surprise, Harry tells him he can have his job back if he guarantees to continue with his drug counselling. Josh is miserable after last week’s disastrous date. When Caroline brings him a present,
BBC2
6.00 CBBC 8.30 The Saturday Show. (C) 10.00 The Mysti Show. (C) 11.00 Top of the Pops Saturday. (C) 12.00 Cagney and Lacey. (R) (C) 12.45 Cagney and Lacey. (R) (C) 1.35 Talking Movies. (C) 2.00 FILM: That Touch of Mink. (1962) Starring Cary Grant, Doris Day, Gig Young. (C) 3.35 Golf: Women’s British Open. (C) 5.15 FILM: Sands of Iwo Jima. (1949) Starring John Wayne, John Agar, Adele Mara. (C) 7.00 Restoration Nation. Series which invites viewers to save one of the nation's threatened archi tectural treasures. Morland Sanders catches up on the cam paigns of local buildings.
7.10 BBC Proms 2004. Presented by Stephanie Hughes, live from the Royal Albert Hall. (C)
T9.10' FILM: Born o h the Fourth of ' July. (1989) Powerful, Oscar-win-
" , - ning biopio of Ron Kovic, a patri otic young American who
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. ' returned from the war in Vietnam.
v.itn horrific injuries and became a committed anti-war campaigner. ■ Starring Tom Cruise, Willem,
I * - Dafoe, Kyra Sedgwick. (C)
f 11.25' FILM: Noriega: God’s Favourite, j * ,(2 0 0 0 ) Dramatic reconstruction of
tho life of Manuel Noriega. Star- i ■ ring Bob Hoskins, Jeffrey
, , DeMunn, Rosa Blasi. (C) 2.00 BBC Learning Zone. —
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6.00 Postcards.6.10 WideWorld. (T) 7.00 Sun- rise.7.55 Home and Away Omnibus. (R) (T) 10.00 Hercules: the Legendary Journeys. (T) 11.00 No Girls Allowed. (T) 12.00 Beyblade. (R) (T) 12.30 Beast Wars. (R)1.00 Harry and Cosh. (R) (T) 1.30 The Chart.2.00 Dawson's Creek. (T) 3.00 FILM: The Odyssey. (1997) Starring Armand Assante, Greta Scacchi, Geraldine Chaplin. (T)
" 5.50 FILM: Dudley Do Right. (1999) Com- ; ;
edy about an inept but endearing Canadian Mountie's fight against a vil-
Doctors. 9.10 A Touch of Frost. 11.15RudestHome Videos. 11.45 Club Reps Uncul. 12.50 Baddiel and Skinner Unplanned. 1.20 Baddiel and Skinner Unplanned. 1.50 Teleshopping. 3.20 ITV2 Nightscreen. 3.35 Emmerdale Omnibus.
PLUS
6.00 The Dukes of Hazzard. 7.00 Just lor Laughs. 7.30 The Dick Van Dyke Show. 8.00 Heartbeat. 9.00 Coronation Street Omnibus. 11.30 Escape to Athena. 2.00 Operation Petticoat. 4.30 Father Goose. 7.00 In Suspicious Circumstances. 8.00 Rising Damp. 8.30 Canned Carrott. 9.00 Hornblower. 11.00 In Suspicious Circumstances. 12.00 Escape to Athena. 2.30 Operation Petticoat. 5.00 In Suspicious Circumstances.
LIVING TV
6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5. 7.35 Little Antics. 7.40 Tiny and Crew. 8.00' Barney and Friends. 8.30 Oswald. 8.45 Busy Buses. 8.50 Timbuctoo. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5. 10.09 The Golden Girls. 10.30 The Golden Girt6. M1.00 The’ Nanny.T1.30 The Nanny.
'■ lain. Starring Brendan Fraser, Sarah . "‘Jessica Parker, Alfred Molina. (T)
7.10
8.05 8.15 9.10
Charmed. Paige travels back in time to her teens. (R)(T) five news and sport. (T) Martial Law. Sammo and Terrell try to foil an evil father-and-daughter crime team. (T) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. A robbery victim is found mummified in a locked closet, and an unsupervised teen party goes badly wrong. (R) (T)
12.00 Everwood. 1.00 Evenvood. 2.00 Robin Hood: Men in Tights. 4.00 My Wile and Kids. 4.30 Jesse. 5.00 That 70s Show. 5.30 According to Jim. 6.00 Celebrity Extra. 6.30 Style Star. 7.00 Will and Grace. 7.30 Will and Grace. 8.00 Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. 9.00 America’s Next Top Model. 10.00 Extreme Makeover. 11.00 Michael Jackson's Number Ones. 12.00 Lite with Bonnie. 12.30 According to Jim. 1.00 Threesome. 2.50 Celebrity Extra. 3.20 Hollywood Star Treatment. 3.30 The Nanny 4.00‘The Nanny. 4.30 The Golden Girls. 5.00 The Golden Girts. 5.30 Home Shopping.
SCI-FI
6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 6.30 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 Farscape. 11.00 Farscape. 12.00 Quantum Leap. 1.00 Quantum Leap. 2.00 Quantum Leap. 3.00 Quantum Leap. 4.00 John Doe. 5.00 John Doe. 6.00 Riverworld. 7.40 SCI FILES. 8.00 The Visitor. 9.00 The Visitor. 10.00 Child's Play 2. 11.25 Sex Files: Restless Souls. 1.40 Audition. 3.50 Poltergeist: The Legacy. ''5.00 Arc the Lad. 5.30 Gasaraki. : ■ .'
10.05 Law and Order: Special Victims Unit. A rape victim’s attacker seems to be back, but now the woman’s cru sade to catch him pays off. (T)
11.00 The Shield. A police officer is the major suspect in his family’s murder.
12.00 Law and Order. Drama series. (R) (T) 12.50 FILM: Lethal Lolita. (1992) Starring Ed Marinaro. (T) 2.20 FILM: The Killing Secret (1996) Starring Ari Meyers. (T) 3.55 Short Story Cinema. (T) 4.20 The Invaders. (T) 510 Sons and Daughters. (T)
I 6.00 GMTV.9.25 Ministry of Mayhem.11.30
CD:UK.12.30 ITV News; Weather.12.35 Granada News and Weather. 12.40 Coronation Street Omnibus. Frankie faces a life up north. Mar tin is caught by Katy’s wandering eye. Cilia plays cat and mouse with Janice. Ciaran’s secret rendezvous with Penny keeps Tracy guessing.
; 2.40 FILM:TheParentTrap. (1961) •
he asks her for another night out. She declines and says she does not think he is ready for a relationship at the moment. Bex is elated after her evening with Luke.
CHANNEL 4
6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T)(Audio Described) 6.35 The Hoobs. (R) (T)(Audio Described) 7.00 Today at the Test. (R) (T) 7.25 GT on 4: British GT Championship.7.55 Trans World Sport. (T) 8.55 The Morning Line. (T) 9.55 The Cricket Show. (T) 10.25 Cricket: Second Test. (T) 12.35 The Lunch Break. (T) 12.55 Test Cricket and Channel 4 Racing from Newmarket and Doncaster. (T) 3.30 Cricket: Second Test. (T) 6.40 C4 News. (T) 7.10 Weapons That Made Britain. Mike Loades continues his series on weaponry. (T)
8.10 The Ancient Greek Olympics. The second of two documentaries looking back at the origins of the Olympic Games. (T)
9.10 Big Brother. A chance to catch up with the latest news from the Big Brother house. (T)
10.00 Pop Queens: The Rivals. A definitive guide to the greatest pop divas in history including the excesses and the crashes. (R) (T)
11.35 Bo’ Selects!. The third series of topical comedy. (R) (T)
12.10 Today at the Test. Mark Nicholas presents cricket highlights.
12.45 Big Brother Live.2.50 Without Preju dice?. (R) (T) 3.55 The Fugitive. (RJ4.45 Zero to Hero. (R) (T) 5.45 Angela Anacon da. (T)
Romantic comedy in which twin • sisters separated at birth by their
. parents' divorce are reunited years iater at a summer camp, where ’ they plot to bring their parents' back together. Starring Hayiey
Mills, Maureen O’Hara, Brian Keith. '
5.00 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast.
5.20 News; Sports Results; Weather. News update, sports results and weather report.
5.35 Anima ls Do the Funniest Things. Tony Blackburn and Tara Palmer-Tomkinson present a show packed with amusing animal out- takes and real-life stories.
6.35 Celebrities under Pressure. Ver non Kay presents the show where stars are given challenges to win prizes for hopeful families. With Caprice, The Bill’s Daniel MacPherson, and Fit Club’s Alison Hammond.
7.35 Simply the Best. Game show hosted by Kirsty Gallacher and Phil Tufnell. Today it’s London ver sus Manchester as two teams of celebrities and locals battle it out see which city best. Plus live music.
9.10 It’ll Be Alright on the Night 11. Denis Norden presents another compendium of TV outtakes, howlers and bloopers. (R)
’ 10.10r FILM: Coyote Uglyj (2000); i '• . Romantic comedy in which a shy • songwriter who moves to New; York finds love and the stardom,'
i , • .she is seeking while working in the wild nightspot Coyote Ugly. Star ring Piper Perabo, Adam Garcia,
. v£ Maria Bello.. 11.15 News. The latest national and
international news, plus national weather.
‘ 11.30 Coyote Ugly. (2000) The conclii-’’ !
sion of tonight’s film. ’ (1996) Political satire about a cou-
" pis of former American president , who find that they are being set up
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lo take the blame for a current White House scandal. Starring Jack Lemmon, James Garner,
t . ■ .. DanAykroyd. - 2.05 TheWorld’sMostOutrageous
Weddings. A selection of the fun niest and most outrageous events that have occurred at weddings around the world.
2.55 CD:UK. (R)3.45 Entertainment Now!. (R)4.10 ITV at the Festivals 2002. (R)5.05 ITV Nightscreen.5.30 ITV Early Morning News.
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, 12.20 FILM: My Fellow Americans. - s •
6.00 Postcards.6.05 WideWorld. (T) 6.30 Dap- pledown Farm. (R)7.00 The Save-Umsi. (R)7.25 Milkshake!.7.30 Peppa Pig. (R)7.35 Beth Meets Hi-5. (R)7.45 Oswald. (R)8.00 Make Way for Noddy. (R)8.15 Bear in the Big Blue House. (R) (T) 8.45 Franny’s Feet. (R)9.05 Babar. (R)9.30 George Shrinks. (R)10.00 Don’t Blame the Koalas. (R)10.35 Make It Big. (T) 11.05 Snobs. (R) (T) 11.35 Braceface. (R)12.05 Revelations. (R) (T) 12.40 The History of British Sculpture. (R) (T) 1.15 five news update. (T) 1.20 The Chart. (R)1.50
6.00 Breakfast. (C) 9.00 Breakfast with Frost. (C) 10.00 The Heaven and Earth Show. (C) 11.00 Call My Bluff. (R) (C) 11.30 Countryfile. (C) 12.00 BBC News. (C) 12.05 FILM: McCinsey’s Island. (1997) Starring Hulk Hogan, Grace Jones, Todd Sheeler. (C) 1.35 FILM: Rooster Cogburn. (1975) Starring John Wayne, Katharine Hepburn, Anthony Zerbe. (C) 3.20 EastEnders. (R) (C)(Audio Described) 5.15 Keeping Up Appearances. When Hyacinth decides to hold a barbecue, events don’t go to plan. (R) (C)
5.45 Songs of Praise. Jonathan Edwards presents musical highlights from the past year’s Songs of Praise from Newcastle. Singer Mai Pope tells Jonathan of his love for hymns both ancient and modern. (C)
6.20 Last of the Summer Wine. Wesley uses his renowned engineering skills to produce a go-anywhere vending machine. (R) (C)
6.50 Antiques Roadshow. Michael Aspel and a team of experts travel across the Atlantic to present a special edi tion from the National Gallery of Canada in Ottawa. (R) (C)
7.35 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 8.00 Time Machine. Last of three pro grammes warping time to show the world as never before discusses the possibility of time travel and the secret of eternal life in humans. (C)
9.00 Waking the Dead. Police drama. A released prisoner is a suspect when a man is killed in his hostel but it looks as though the prisoner may actually have been the intended vic tim. (C)
10.00 News; Weather. (C) 10.15 FILM: Courage under Fire. (1996) . Military drama about a US Army cap tain who is killed in action and whose behaviour is investigated to see if she
lliffil;^eserves;tp;bei'a^ Honour. Starring Meg Ryan, Denzel. Washington, Lou Diamond Phillips.
12.05 The Sky at Night. Patrick Moore with an update on the progress of the space probe Cassini as it sends back unprecedented images of Saturn. (C)
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iliBSfcbriM Bresslaw.(C).
12.30 FILM: Hawk the Slayer. (1980) Sword-and-sorcery adventure about fislit
’ 2.00 Joins BBC News 24.
Real Life: My Mum is my Dad ITV1,10.45pm
When the man about the house becomes a woman, what happens to his family? As Clive and Steve, they were sons, husbands and fathers, but now that they’re Cheryl and Stephenie all that has changed. Two mums who used to be dads reveal what family life is like after gender reas signment, while their children talk openly about how losing a father and gaining another mother has affected them. Cheryl Willows lives with her three sons and keeps house. Her wife Bernadette lives with
BBC2
6.00 Teletubbies. (R) (C) 6.40 Binka. (R) (C) 6.45 Clifford. (R) (C) 7.00 Taz-Mania. (R) (C) 7.20 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.30 Smile. (C) 10.30 The Super League Show.11.15 Big Screen Britain. (R) (C) 11.40 World Superbikes Special. (C) 1.00 Wildlife on Two. (R) (C) 1.30 Sunday Grandstand. (C) 1.35 Golf: Women’s British Open.3.00 Wheelchair Basketball.3.05 Wheelchair Tennis.3.15 World Superbikes.4.20 Golf: Women’s British Open. 6.15 Carl Lewis: The Big Interview. Nine-time Olympic gold medalist.
6.30 The Good Life. Barbara gets involved in public service. (R) (C)
7.00 Underworld Rich List. Raphael Rowe investigates Britain’s richest villains. (C)
8.00 Top Gear. Jeremy Clarkson tries out BMW’s latest off-roader. (C)
9.00 Restoration. Griff Rhys Jones looks at three buildings in North ern Ireland. (C)
10.00 Kingdom Hospital. Peter Rick man witnesses the eventual fate of Kingdom Hospital. (C)
10.40 The Fast Show. Fast-moving comedy sketch show. (R) (C)
11.10 FILM: Feeling Minnesota. (1997) Dark romantic comedy. Starring
illliffifilite a® 12.45 Joins BBC News 24.2.00 BBC Learning Zone
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FILM: Futureworld. (1976) Starring Peter Fonda, Blythe Danner, Arthur Hill. (T) 3.50 FILM: The Left-Handed Gun. (1958) Starring Paul Newman, Lita Milan, John Dehner. (T) 5.45 live news and sport. (T) _ 6.05 FILM: Edward Scissorhands. (1990) Poignant and keenly satirical fantasy
for hands. (T) -i;.,.. , . , ,
8.00 How Not to Decorate. Interior design series with Colin McAllister and Justin Ryan. (T)
SATELLITE PICK O The Tuxedo, Sky Movies 2 ,8pm
Cabbie-turned-chauffeur Jimmy Tong (Jakie Chan) learns there is really only one rule when you work for playboy millionaire Clark Devlin ■Never touch Devlin's prized tuxe do. But when Devlin is temporarily put out of commission in an explo sive accident," Jimmy tries on the tux and soon discovers that this extraordinary suit may be more black belt than black tie. Suddenly
thrust into a dangerous world of espionage paired partner, Jimmy becomes a secret agent. ’
with a rookie
Equilibrium, Sky Movies 1 ,8pm In a futuristic world, a strict regime has eliminated war by suppressing emotions: books, art and music are strictly forbidden and feeling is a crime punishable by death. Cleric John Preston (Bale) is a top-rank ing government agent responsible for destroying those who resist these rules. When he misses a dose
of Prozium, a mind-alterering drug that hinders emotion, Preston, who has been trained to enforce the strict laws of the new regime, suddenly becomes the only person capable of overthrowing it.
9.00 - FILM: Three Kings. (1999) Satirical drama set after the Gulf War in which
. four soldiers go AWOL and head for secret Iraqi bunkers marked on a map
; where they believe looted Kuwaiti gold . ’
. Clooney, Mark Wahlberg, Ice Cube. .
11.15 World’s Wildest Police Videos. Footage of reckless criminals. (R) (T)
12.10 Seniors Golf.1.00 Major League Base- ball.4.05 Motorsport Mundial. (RJ4.30 AMA Motocross. (R)
Timbuctoo. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5.10.00 The Golden Girls. 11.00 Charmed. 11.55 The Good Soap Guide. 12.25 Celebrity Extra. 12.55 America’s Next Top Model. 1.55 The Making of 13 Going on 30. 2.25 Style Star. 2.55 Because Mommy Works. 4.40 Celebrity Extra. 5.00 Will and Grace. 6.00 Access Hollywood. 7.00 Charmed. 8.55 Celebrity Extra. 9.00 Dead Famous. 10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 12.00 8 Million Ways to Die. 2.05 Hush. 3.55 Celebrity
-Extra. 4.05 Star Treatment. 4.30 The Golden Girls. 5.30 Home Shopping.
SCI-FI
6.00 The Ray Bradbury Theatre. 6.30 The Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 Quantum Leap. 2.00 Sliders. 3.00 Sliders. 4.00 Riverworld. 6.00 The Visitor. 7.00 The Visitor. 8.00 The New Twilight Zone. 9.00 Crusade. 10.00 Star Trek II: the Wrath of Khan. 12.10 Sliders. 1.10 Sliders. 2.10 Star Trek II: the Wrath of Khan. 4.20 Poltergeist: The Legacy. 5.20 Gasaraki.
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Cheryl’s father but spends most of her time back at her former family home with Cheryl and the boys. She has undergone hor monal treatment and passes for a woman.
CHANNEL 4
6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T)(Audio Described) 6.35 The Hoobs. (R) (T)(Audio Described) 7.00 Today at the Test. (R)7.30 Hollyoaks Omnibus. (R) (T)(Signed (or the hard of hearing) 10.00 Cricket: Second Test. (T) 12.35 The Lunch Break. (T) 1.05 Cricket: Second Test. (T) 6.30 Time Team: The Real King Arthur. The team searches for the truth behind the myth and multi million-pound industry. (R) (T)
7.30 C4 News. (T) 8.00 Extreme Archaeology. Dr Mark Davies and his team of young archaeologists investigate a mys terious group of stones. (T)
9.00 Big Brother. The Big Brother team of psychology experts dis cuss their latest impressions ot the housemates. (T)
= 10.00.' FILM: Down to You. (2000) S3^^#^WhJiifisIcSL^P|Ti^nt|c^cpmiBdyj
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11.45 Big Brother’s Little Brother. With Dermot O’Leary.
12.50 Today at theTest.1.25 Big Brother Live.3.05 Battle Hospital: Medics at War. (R) (T) 4.05 Death in Gaza. (R) (T) 5.20 Body Story. (R) (T)
6.00 GMTV.9.25 UP2U.9.55 Fingertips. (R)10.10 The Little Bang. (RJ10.25 The Ark.10.55 My Favourite Hymns.11.55 St Jimmy’s.12.25 Back to the Front with Michael Nicholson.12.55 ITV News; Weather.1.00 Granada News and Weath er.1.05 British Touring Cars.2.05 Speed Sunday.3.05 Formula Woman.3.35 Car Hunt.4.05 Granada News and Weather. 4.20 FILM: Casino Royale. (1967) Extravagant 007 spoof in which Sir James Bond is brought out of retirement to save the world from SMERSH, but delegates the assignment lo his nephew. Star ring David Niven, Woody Allen, Peter Sellers.
6.45 News; Weather. The latest nation al and international news.
7.00 Emmerdale. Terry is terrified when Dawn returns from holiday without TJ. Sam’s day in court arrives - will he go down for knock ing over Edna? Andy struggles alone with the harvest.
7.30 Coronation Street. Fred has some alarming news for Mike. The gulf widens between the Platts as Martin burns yet more bridges. Sore loser Les thinks that he is the only one who misses Chesney.
8.00 Where the Heart Is. Drama series following the lives of community nurses in a small Yorkshire town. Unable to take Ozias’s bullying any more, Billy resigns.
9.00 Island at War. Powerful war-time drama series about the German occupation of the Channel Islands. James grows suspicious of the relationship between Felicity and Von Rheingarten.
10.30 News. The latest national and international news, plus national weather.
10.45 Real Life: My Mum Is My Dad. Candid documentary challenging preconceptions about gender and family, following the real life stories of families whose lives have been turned upside down when Dad becomes Mum.
11.45 Not Just on Sundays. Religious affairs programme. Melvyn Bragg and guests discuss the parallels between sport and religion in today’s world, and the deeply held beliefs of some sporting stars.
12.15 It's My Life. Terry Christian hosts the young people’s discussion pro gramme. Today's debate is about whether the church should accom modate openly gay priests.
12.50 World Rally Championship. A review of the last round of the sea son in Argentina, and a look ahead to the fastest event of the year - the Neste Rally in Finland.
1.15 Motorsport UK. Presenter Diana Binks returns to Oulton Park in Cheshire for the Seat Cupra Championship and Formula BMW races.
1.40 Building the Dream. (R)(Signed) 2.05 Trisha. (R)(Signed) 3.00 Today with Des and Mel. (R)(Signed) 3.50 Get Stuffed!.4.00 ITV Nightscreen.5.30 ITV Early Morning News.
Now. 8.00 Bad Lads’ Army. 9.00 Bad Lads’ Army: Privates Exposed. 9.30 Dirtbusters. 10.00 Rudest Home Videos. 10.30 Coronation Street. 11.00 Extreme Magic, Extreme Danger. 12.05 Baddiel and Skinner Unplanned. 12.35 Baddiel and Skinner Unplanned. 1.05 Jerry Springer. 1.50 The John Walsh Show. 2.35 Teleshopping. 4.05 ITV2 Nightscreen. 5.05 Trisha.
PLUS
6.00 Emmerdale Omnibus. 8.30 Bless This House. 9.00 The Saint. 10.00 Hornblower. 12.00 Strange but True?. 12.30 Hollywood Remembers. 1.00 Poirot. 2.00 Peak Practice. 3.00 Hollywood Remembers. 3.15 Ashanti. 5.30 Rising Damp. 6.00 Columbo. 8.00 Poirot. 9.00 Blue Murder. 10.00 10-8 Police Patrol. 11.00 The Saint. 12.00 Ashanti. 2.15 Hollywood Remembers. 2.30 Hollywood Remembers. 3.00 Teleshopping.
LIVING TV
6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi- 5.7.35 Little Antics. 7.40 Tiny and Crew. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 Oswald. 8.45 Busy Buses. 8.50
SKY MOVIES 1
6.00 Off Season. (2000) 8.00 UK Top Ten. 8.30 Stanley’s Gig. (2000) 10.05 The Musketeer. (2001) 11.50 Tuck Everlasting. (2002) 1.25 The Last Leprechaun. (1998) 3.05 Off Season. (2000) 4.40 The Musketeer. (2001) 6.30 Tuck Everlasting. (2002) 8.00 Equilibrium. (2002) 10.00 Don't Say a Word. (2001) 11.55 Blue Jean Cop. (1988) 1.35 The Commissioner. (1998) 3.30 Muriel’s Wedding. (1994) 5.20 Won Ton Ton, the Dog Who Saved Hollywood. (1976)
SKY MOVIES 2
6.45 Keep the Faith, Baby. (2002) 8.45 Bonus! I, Robot 9.15 A Message from Holly. (1992) 11.00 Warriors of Virtue 2: The Return to Tao. (2002) 12.45 License to Drive. (1988) 2.30 Keep the Faith, Baby. (2002) 4.30 A Message from Holly. (1992) 6.15 Warriors of Virtue 2:The Return to Tao. (2002) 8.00 Changing Lanes. (2001) 9.40 Bonus! I, Robot 10.00 Resident Evil. (2002) 11.45 The Paper. (1994) I. 40 Liberty Stands Still. (2001) 3.20 Two Can Play That Game. (2001) 4.55 License to Drive. (1988)
SKY CINEMA 1
6.00 US Top Ten. 6.25 Chaplin Today: The Great Dictator. (2003) 7.00 The Last SunseL (1961) 8.55 Battle of the River Plate. (1957) 11.00 US Top Ten. II.
12.15The Last SunseL (1961) 2.15 Defence of the Realm. (1985) 3.55 Battle of the River Plate. (1957) 6.00 A Chorus Line. (1985) 8.00 Antonia’s Line. (1994) 10.00 Italian for Beginners. (2000) 11.55 Bonus! 16 Years of Alcohol. 12.15 Defence of the Realm. (1985) 1.55 Beyond the Poseidon Adventure. (1979) 3.55 A Chorus Line. (1985)
SKY SPORTS 1
6.00 Aerobics: Oz Style. 6.30 Football: Newcastle Gateshead Cup. C.30 Big Fight Special. 10.30 Jimmy Hill's Summer Supplement. 11.30 Racing News. 12.00 Football: Newcastle Gateshead Cup. 5.00 Football: Amsterdam Tournament. 11.00 Big Fight Special. 1.00 Tennis: ATP Masters Series. 3.00 Football: Amsterdam Tournament.
SKY SPORTS 2
6.00 Darts. 8.00 US Tour Golf. 12.00 Big Fight Special. 2.00 Watersports World. 3.00 Super League. 5.00 Big Rght Special. 7.00 Polo. 8.00 US Tour Golf. 1.00 European Tour Golf. 5.00 Close.
SKY SPORTS 3
7.00 Polo. 8.00 Super League. 10.00 Australian Rugby League. 12.00 European Tour Golf. 4.00 World Yachting. 4.30 Kiteboarding. 5.00 US Superbikes Championship. 6.00 US Superbikes Championship. 7.00 Kiteboarding. 7.30 Motor Racing - Formula Palmer Audi. 8.00 Motor Racing: Indy Racing League. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Velocity. 11.00 The Premiership Years. 1.00 Polo. 2.00 Australian Rugby League. 4.00 Super League.
EUROSPORT
7.30 Ski Jumping Grand Prix. 8.00 Live Super Racing Weekend. 9.00 Uve Supeibikes. 2.00 Live Super Racing Weekend. 3.15 Uve Superbikes. 4.30 Beach Volleyball World Tour. 5.30 Superbikes. 7.00 Super Racing Weekend. 8.00 Uve WTA Tour Tennis. 9.30 Motorsports Weekend. 10.00 British Eurosport News Report. 10.15 Rally. 10.30 Super Racing Weekend. 11.30 Beach Volleyball World Tour.
SKY ONE
6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Pokemon Advanced. 7.30 Yu-Gi-Oh! Enter the Shadow Realm. 8.00 Gamezville. 9.00 Yu-Gi-Oh! Enter the Shadow Realm. 9.30 Yu-Gi- Oh! Enter the Shadow Realm. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Afterburn. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Heat. 12.00 Kirsty’s Home Videos. 12.30 Flaunt Fab 5. 1.00 Fear Factor. 2.00 Gamezville. 3.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 4.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 5.00 Kirsty’s Home Videos. 5.30 Futurama. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 Oliver Beene. 7.30 Malcolm in the Middle. 8.00 The Simpsons. 8.30 The Simpsons. 9.00 Celebrity Fear Factor. 10.00 Best Unseen Ads. 11.00 Time Gentlemen Please. 11.30 Celebrity Snatch. 12.00 Mile High. 1.00 Law and Order. 1.50 Rght School. 2.40 Cops. 3.05 Cops. 3.30 Hot Love. 4.20 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 5.10 Star Trek: The . Next Generation.
UKTV GOLD
6.00 Charlie's Angels. 7.00 Doctor Who Omnibus. 9.00 Charlie’s Angels. 10.00 The New Adventures of Superman. 11.00 The New Adventures of Superman. 12.00 Force 10 from Navarone. 2.20 Alistair McGowan’s Big Impression. 2.35 Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em. 3.15 As Time Goes By. 3.55 ‘Alio 'Alio!. 4.35 Force 10 from Navarone. 7.00 'Alio ‘Alio!. 7.40 As Time Goes By. 8.20 Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em. 9.00 Auf Wiedersehen, Pet. 10.15 Have I Got News for You. 10.55 Room 101.11.35 Auf Wiedersehen, Pet. 12.50 Have I Got News for You. 1.30 Room 101.2.10 The Taking of Petham 123.4.05 Alistair McGowan’s Big Impression. 4.15 Charlie's Angels. 5.10 Charlie's Angels.
BBC THREE
7.00 My Big Fat Greek Olympic Dream. 8.00 Uquid Assets. 9.00 Spy. 10.00 The Smoking Room. 10.30 Little Angels Top Tips. 10.40 Kingdom Hospital. 12.00 Kingdom Hospital: Access All Areas. 1.00 Uquid Assets. 1.55 Spy. 2.55 The Smoking Room. 3.25 Swiss Toni.
ITV 2
9.25 CD:UK. 10.25 Celebrities under Pressure. 11.25 Beyonce: Celebrity Chat. 11.55 Elton John: Celebrity Chat. 12.25 Planet’s Funniest Animals. 12.45 How Do l Look?. 1.50 Emmerdate Omnibus. 4.35 Coronation Street Omnibus. 7.00 Jerry Springer. 7.50 Movies
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