24 Clitheroe Advertiser & Times, June 10th, 2004
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For the best deals on SONQTVs, videos SKY MOVIES 1
7.00 The Uttie Rascals. (1994) 8.30 MVP2: Most Vertical Primate. (2001) 10.30 Hey Amoldl The Movie. (2001) 12.15 The Uttie Rascals. (1994) 2.00 US Top Ten. 2.30 Surviving Gllligan’s Island. (2001) 4.30 MVP2: Most Vertical Primate. (2001) 6.30 Hey Arnold! The Movie. (2001) 8.00 Possession. (2002) 10.00 Mean Machine. (2001) 11.45 Swept Away. (2002) 1.15 The Abduction Club. (2001) 2.55 A Business Affair. (1993) 4.40 Surviving Gllligan's Island. (2001)
SKY MOVES 2
7.10 Run the Wild Reids. (1999) 9.00 Wildfire 7: The Inferno. (2002) 10.45 Uke Mike. (2002) 12.30 Three Secrets. (1999) 2.15 Run the Wild Reids. (1999) 4.00 Wildfire 7: The Inferno. (2002) 5.45 Uke Mike. (2002) 7.30 Sky Movies News. (2001) 8.00 I Spy. (2002) 9.40 Beverly Hills Cop III. (1993) 11.30 i Spy. (2002) 1.10The Omega Code. (1999) 2.55 Dogtown and Z-Boys. (2001) 4.40 Three Secrets. (1999)
SKY CINEMA 1
6.00 The Idle Class. (1922) 6.45 The Million Pound Note. (1954) 8.30 Raid on Entebbe. (1976) 11.00 To Kill a Mockingbird. (1962) 1.15 The Idle Class. (1922) 2.00 The Gunfighter. (1950) 3.30 On the Beach. (1959) 6.00 To Kill a Mockingbird. (1962) 8.15 The Million Pound Note. (1954) 10.00 The Omen. (1976) 11.55 Death Une. (1973) 1.30 Baise-Mot. (2000) 2.55 The Maniac. (1962) 4.25 The Gunfighter. (1950)
TCM
6.25 All at Sea. (1957) 7.45 Rio Rita. (1942) 9.15 National Velvet. (1944) 11.20 The Shop around the Comer. (1940) 1.00 Close Up. 1.10 Adam's Rib. (1949) 3.00 The Philadelphia Story. (1940) 5.05 It Happened at the World's Fair. (1963) 7.00 Somebody Up There Likes Me. (1956) 9.00 Where Eagles Dare. (1969) 11.55 36 Hours. (1964) 2.05 Teleshopping. 2.20 The Shoes of the
Fisherman. (1968) 5.00The Golden Arrow. (1964) EUROSPORT
6.00 Portugal: Inside the Teams. 6.30 Portugal: Inside the Teams. 7.00 Portugal: Inside the Teams. 7.30 Mission to Athens. 8.00 Uve Car Racing. 9.00 Car Racing. 9.15 Uve Car Racing. 11.00 Portugal: Inside the Teams. 11.30 Olympic Torch Relay. 11.45 Uve MotoGP. 2.15 Uve Car Racing. 4.00 Uve European Championship Football. 7.00 Euro 2004 Update. 7.15 Uve European Championship Football. 10.15 Portugal: Extra Time. 11.15 British Eurosport News Report. 11.30 Portugal: Extra Time. 0.30 YOZ Mag. 1.00 Tennis • Queens. 2.00 British Eurosport News Report.
SKY SPORTS 1
6.00 Test Cricket. 8.00 Internationa! Rugby Union. 10.30 Australian Rugby League. 12.30 International Rugby Union. 4.00 Super League. 6.30 Speedway. 10.00 Saturday Fight Night. 0.00 WWE Late Night Smackdown. 2.00 Saturday Fight Night. 4.00 Australian Rugby League.
SKY SPORTS 2
6.00 Sports Unlimited. 7.00 Gillette World Sport. 7.30 WWE Classics. 8.30 Super League. 12.30 Gillette World Sport. 1.00 Euro Tour Golf. 5.00 Max Power. 6.00 International Rugby Union. 6.00 International Rugby Union. 10.30 Gillette World Sport. 11.00 Euro Tour Golf. 1.00 Motor Racing. 3.30 Max Power. 4.30 Squash. 5.30 360 Surfing.
SKY SPORTS 3
7.00 Max Power. 8.00 Surfing. 8.30 Racing News. 9.00 Athletics. 11.30 Equestrianism. 12.30 Australian Football. 2.30 Surfing. 3.00 Equestrianism. 4.00 Squash. 5.00 NFL Europe. 8.00 US Tour Golf. 11.00 Max Power. 0.00 International . Rugby Union. 2.00 International Rugby Union.
SKY SPORTS EXTRA
7.00 Tight Unes. 8.00 Equestrianism. 9.00 Moto Plus. 9.30 Surfing. 10.00 Max Power. 11.00 US Tour Golf. 1.00 Max Power. 2.00 Motor Sport. 4.30 Sports Unlimited. 5.30 Tenpin Bowling. 6.30 Australian Rugby. 8.30 Cricket. 10.30 WWE Late Night
Smackdown. 0.30 Super League. 2.30 Speedway. SKY ONE
6.00 Star Trek: TNG. 7.00 Transformers. 7.30 Pokemon. 8.00 Gamezville. 9.00 Yu-Gi-Oh! 9.30 America’s Dumbest Criminals. 10.00 WWE: Smackdown. 12.00 WWE: The Bottom Line. 1.00 Gamezville. 2.00 Star Trek: TNG. 3.00 Star Trek: Enterprise. 4.00 Mutant X. 5.00 Being David Beckham. 6.00 Tarzan. 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 7.30 Malcolm in the Middle. 8.00 The Simpsons. 8.30 Simpsons. 9.00 Kirsty’s Home Videos. 10.00 Extremely out of Control. 11.00 Very
Worst...Sports Disasters. 12.00 Angel. 12.50 Wwe: Smackdown. 2.40 Cops. 3.05 Cops. 3.30 America's Dumbest Criminals. 4.20 Mutant X. 5.10 Gamezville.
UKTV GOLD
6.05 Charlie’s Angels. 7.05 Doctor Who. 9.00 The New Adventures of Superman. 10.00 Porridge. 11.00 EastEnders Secrets Weekend. 7.00 'Alio ‘Alio!. 7.40 ‘Alio ‘Allol. 8.20 ‘Alio ‘Alio!. 9.00 The Thin Blue Une. 1.00 Auf Wiedersehen, Pet. 2.05 French and Saunders Go to the Movies. 2.40 French and Saunders Go to the Movies. 3.15 Marion and Geoff. 3.25 Chefl 4.05 Charlie’s Angels. 5.00 The New Adventures of Superman.
BBC THREE
7.00 Strictly Come Dancing. 6.00 Trauma on Three. 8.30 The Mighty Boosh. 9.00 Kingdom Hospital. 9.40 Dolores Claiborne. 11.45 Bodies. 12.45 Spine
FIVE
6.00 Postcards. 6.10 WideWorld. (T) 7.00 Sunrise. 7.55 Home and Away Omnibus. (R) (T) 10.00 Shake! 10.05 Hercules: the Leg endary Journeys. (R) (T) 11.00 Beast Wars. (R) 11.30 Xcalibur. (R) 12.05 Zentrix. 12.35 Beyblade. (R) (T) 1.05 Stepping Up. (R) (T) 1.35 The Chart. 2.05 Dawson's Creek. (T) 3.00 FILM: Silver Streak. (1976) Starring Gene Wilder, Jill Clayburgh, Richard Pryor. (TJ
■ 5.10 FILM: Time at the Top. (1998) Time- - travelling adventure. Starring Elisha
„ „ ; . . Cuthbert, Timothy. Busfield.(T)
Chillers. 1.15 Strictly Come Dancing. 2.10 The Mighty Boosh. 2.40 Bodies. 3.40 Spine Chillers.
ITV 2
9.25 Emmerdale. 12.15 Quincy, ME. 1.15 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? 2.30 Entertainment Today. 3.20 CD:UK. 4.20 Sugababes in Profile. 4.50 Entertainment Today. 5.40 Airline. 6.10 Airline. 6.40 Trouble in Paradise. 7.40 No Talent Required. 8.40 Love Cheats from Hell. 9.45 The Quest. 11.35 Club Reps Uncut. 12.35 Jerry Springer. 1.25 Teleshopping. 2.55 Nightscreen. 3.35 Emmerdale.
PLUS
6.00 Hawaii Five-O. 7.00 Not on Your Nellie. 7.30 Dick Van Dyke. 8.00 Heartbeat. 9.00 Coronation St. 11.30 McCloud. 1.00 Murder, She Wrote. 2.00 Hart to Hart. 3.00 Sparkling Cyanide. 5.00 Murder, She Wrote. 6.00 Bewitched. 6.30 Dick Van Dyke. 7.00 Heartbeat. 8.00 Two Ronnies. 9.00 An Audience with Ronnie Corbett. 10.00 Two Ronnies. 10.40 Sez Les. 11.00 .Grafters. 12.00 Two Ronnies. 1.00 Sparkling Cyanide. 3.00 Grafters. 4.00 Not on Your Nellie. 4.30 Just for Laughs. 5.00 Hart to Hart.
6.55 Charmed. Drama series. Paige takes the Book of Shadows to work to help her colleagues. (R) (T)
7.45 five news and sport. (T) 8.05 Martial Law. Police drama series. Sammo and Terrell attempt to bust an illegal animal trading ring. (T)
9.00 CSI: Miami. US crime drama. The team investigate when a police officer is murdered. Horatio begins to sus pect that the killing was not random when Internal Affairs get involved. (T)
LIVING TV
6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5.7.35 Busy Buses. 7.40 Tiny and Crew. 8.00 Barney. 8.30 Elmo’s World. 8.45 The Wheels on the Bus. 8.55 Barney. 9.25 Hi-5.10.00 The Golden Girls. 11.00 Celebrity Extra. 11.10 Style Star. 11.40 Charmed. 7.00 Will and Grace. 8.00 Queer Eye for the Straight Guy UK. 9.00 America’s Next Top Model. 10.00 Extreme Makeover. 11.00 Most Haunted. 12.00 The Juror. .2.05, Celebrity Extra. 2.35 Street Psychic. 3.30 Queen Latifah. 4.15 Celebrity Extra. 4.30 The Golden Girls. 5.30 Home Shopping.
SCI-FI
6.00 The Ray Bradbury Theatre. 6.30 The Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 Farscape. 11.00 Farscape. 12.00 Quantum Leap. 1.00 Quantum Leap. 2.00 Quantum Leap. 3.00 Quantum Leap. 4.00 The Twilight Zone. 6.00 Reptilian. 8.00 The Visitor. 9.00 The Visitor. 10.00 Body Snatchers. 11.35 Alien Erotica 2: The Sex Files. 1.25 Body Snatchers. 3.20 The Twilight Zone. 4.00 Poltergeist: The Legacy. 5.00 Arc the Lad. 5.30 Gasaraki.
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9.55 Law and Order. Powerful American drama series. (T)
10.55 FILM: Loser. (2000) Romantic come-' dy about a scholarship student from ;
' , ^e country who feels alienated from -
, , •„ his oafish New York college mates. (T)“ 12.45 FILM: The Second Civil War. (1997) Starring Beau Bridges, Joanna Cassidy James Coburn. (T) 2.30 FILM: Crimes and Misdemeanors. (1989) Starring Martin Lan dau, Woody Allen. (T) 4.10 Postcards. (R) 4.20 Cold War. (T) 5.10 Sons & Daughters. (T)
BBC1
6.00 Breakfast. (C) 9.30 In the Know. (C) 10.30 Trooping the Colour. (C) 12.15 BBC News; Weather. (C) 12.20 Football Focus. With the kick-off to Euro 2004 just hours away, Ray Stubbs and guests are in Lisbon with all the latest news from the England camp. (C)
1.00 Grandstand. Introduced by Sue Barker. (C)
1.05 The Road to Athens. A look at the preparations of American swimmer Michael Phelps for this summer's Olympics as he attempts to equal Mark Spitz’s record of seven gold medals.
1.35 Tennis from Queen’s. Sue Barker with coverage of the semi-finals of the Stella Artois tournament at the' Queen’s Club. Commentary by John Barratt, Pat Cash, David Mercer, John Lloyd and Andrew Castle.
4.30 Match of the Day Live: Euro 2004. Gary Lineker presents live coverage of the opening game of Euro 2004 as hosts Portugal face Greece in the Dragao Stadium in Porto. Kick-off at 5.00. (C)
7.05 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 7.30 Match of the Day Live: Euro 2004. Gary Lineker introduces live coverage from Group A as Spain play Russia at the Algarve Stadium in Faro-Loule. Kick-off at 7.45. (C)
9.50 National Lottery Draws. The selec tion of today’s lottery numbers. (C)
9.55 News; Weather. (C) .10.15 " RLM: Ronin, (1998) Action,thriller-' about an American mercenary who is ! enlisted as part of an international
• - team to steal a well-protected, myste-- rious metal briefcase. Starring Robert ■ De Niro, Jean Reno, Natasha McEI- hone. (C) , - •
12.10 FILM: The Substitute. (1996) Action * , - thriller about a mercenaiysoldierwho
: , , goes undercover in a tough Miami' ' • school to avenge a savage attack on , his teacher girlfriend. Starring Tom * - Berenger, Diane Venora, Ernie Hud-- . ^son .(C) i_
2.00 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross. An entertaining mix of music and celebrity chat with host Jonathan Ross • and guests including the one time bad boy of tennis Hie Nastase, and fiery chef Gordon Ramsay. (R) (C)
2.00 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross. (R) (C) 3.00 Match of the Day: Euro 2004. (C) 4.40 Joins BBC News 24.
and hi-fis contact the specialists... . SATURDAY, JUNE 12TH PICK OF THE PAY
The Rise Of the Celebrity, BBC2,7pm As working-class heroes become fully paid-up mem bers of the establishment, the last programme in this series asks what role is left for the old aristocracy. This episode features Lady Victoria Hervey (pictured) and tells the extraordinary story her family. Lady Vic toria’s father, the sixth Marquess of Bristol, who died when she was eight, was jailed for three years in the thirties for stealing jewellery and Victoria’s
BBC2
6.00 Teletubbies. (R) (C) 6.40 Angel- mouse. (R) (C) 6.45 Clifford. (R) (C) 7.00 Metalheads. (R) (C) 7.15 Super Duper Sumos. (R) (C) 7.35 Arthur, (R) (C) 8.05 Fairly Odd Parents. (R) (C) 8.30 The Sat urday Show. (C) 10.00 The Mysti Show. (C) 11.00 Top of the Pops Saturday. (C) 12.00 See Head 2.45 The Sky at Night. (R) (C) 1.05 Big Screen Britain. (R) (C) 1.15 Cagney and Lacey. (R) (C) 2.00 Talk ing Movies. (C) 2.25 FILM: Northwest Frontier. (1959) Starring Kenneth More, Lauren Bacall. (C) 4.30 The Flying Gar dener. (R) (C) 4.45 Flog It! (R) (C) 5.45 Trooping the Co lour 2004. Today’s highlights. (C)
7.00 The Rise of the Celebrity Class. Series about the cult of celebrity. How high society was hijacked by the new aristocrats (C)
8.00 Maria Callas: Living and Dying for Art and Love. The story behind Maria Callas’s extraordi nary performance in the title role of Zeffirelli’s 1964 production of Puccini's Tosca. (R) (C)
9.00 A Rather E nglish Marriage. Award-winning drama. (R) (C)
10.40 Dead Ringers. Topical sketch show. (R) (C)
s‘1lM0" RLM: Restoration. (1996) Lavish „ panod drama. (R) (C)
1.00 Joins BBC News 24.2.00 BBC Learning Zone.
ITV1 6.00 GMTV. 9.25 Ministry of Mavhem
11.30 CD:UK. 12.30 Coronation Street Omnibus. 1.30 ITV News; Weather
1.35 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the Northwest plus a regional weather forecast. ’
1.40
Euro 2004. Gabby Logan, Robbie Earle and Clive Allen look ahead
to the start of Euro 2004 in Portu gal, which kicks off later today.
halfbrother, John, the sev enth Marquess, blew the family fortune on drugs and high-living, before dying at the age of 44 in 1999.
CHANNEL 4
6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 6.35 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 F3 on 4.7.25 Trans World Sport. (T) 8.25 International Athletics:The TDK Golden League.8.55 The Morning Line. (T) 9.55 The Cricket Show. (T) 10.25 Cricket: Third Test. (T) 12.35 The Lunch Break. (T) 1.00 Test Cricket and Channel 4 Racing from York and Sandown Park. (T) 3.30 Cricket: Third Test. (T) 6.30 C4 News. (T) 7.00 In Search of Tony Blair. Leading political historian and biographer Anthony Seldon investigates the factors that drive Tony Blair ten years after he became leader of the Labour Party. (T)
9.00 Big Brother. In tonight’s live show, the housemates face another challenge, knowing that failure to complete any of the obli gatory tests will see the overall winner’s prize money reduced. (T)
9.30 The 100 Greatest World Cup Moments. A definitive countdown of the best moments from foot ball’s greatest tournament. With contributions from Bobby Charl ton, Kenneth Wostenholme, Jur
gen Klinsmann and Michael Owen.
12.35 Nokia Isle of Wight Festival.1.40 Today at the Test. (T) 2.15 Big Brother Live.4.05 Off Centre.4.35 Jack and Jill. (R) (T) 5.30 An Otter and I.
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2.40 Speed Sunday: Le Mans Spe cial. The weekend's coverage of the classic Le Mans 24-hour race gets underway. Presented by Angus Scott, Tiff Needell and Phil Tabor, with commentary from Ben Edwards and Mark Blundell.
3.30 Coronation Street Omnibus. At Billy’s funeral, Todd can’t keep away, so Sarah slams the door in his face.
4.50 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the Northwest, plus a regional weather forecast.
5.05 News; Sports Results; Weather. News update, sports results and weather report.
5.20 You've Been Framed! Jonathan Wilkes presents another selection of camcorder catastrophes and
_ _ video disasters., '5.50 FILM: Dragonheart. (1996) Fanta-
- sy adventure about a knight who befriends a dragon in order to rid the land of a tyrant king. Starring
j . ' Dennis Quaid, David Thewiis, Pete . Postlethwaite.
7.40 A Touch of Frost. Drama series about an irascible detective inspector. Mullett is apprehensive when Frost takes tea with a coun try squire as he investigates a country death. (R)
9.45 80s Mania. A celebration of the sights and sounds of the 1980s with live performances and archive footage. Hosted by Anita Dobson and Leslie Grantham with guests including the cast of ’Fame’.
10.45 News. The latest national and international news, plus national weather.
11.00 Euro 2004 Highlights. Gabby Logan presents highlights of today's matches on the opening day of the tournament - Portugal v Greece from Porto and Spain v Russia from Faro/Loule.
12.00 F1: Canadian Grand Prix Quali fying. Jim Rosenthal presents coverage of the qualifying session for the Canadian Grand Prix from Montreal. Commentary by James Allen and Martin Brundle, and analysis from Tony Jardine.
1.15 Speed Sunday: Le Mans Spe cial. Coverage of this year’s Le Mans 24-hour race continues into the night. Presented by Angus Scott, Tiff Needell and Phil Tabor, with commentary from Ben Edwards and Mark Blundell.
2.00 Blank Screen. 2.05 Euro 2004.3.50 Blank Screen. 3.55 Weapons of Mass Dis traction. (R) 4.20 Blank Screen. 4.25 Blank Screen. 4.30 Entertainment Now! (R) 4.55 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Early Morning News.
6.10 The Age of Innocence. (1993) 8.30 Balto. (1995) 9.55 Cybermutt. (2003) 11.30 Ice Age. (2002) 12.55 SlmOne. (2002) 2.55 The Age of Innocence. (1993) 5.15 Balto. (1995) 6.35 Ice Age. (2002) 8.00 SlmOne. (2002) 10.00 Mike Bassett: England Manager. (2001) 11.35 The Union. (2002) 1.10 A Part of the Family. (1993) 2.45 In Country- (1989) 4.45 Cybermutt. (2003)
SKY MOVIES 2
6.30 Southern Cross. (2001) 8.15 UK Top Ten. 8.50 Growing Up Brady. (2000) 10.30The Brady Bunch Movie. (1995) 12.10 The Adventures of Pluto Nash. (2000) 1.50 Southern Cross. (2001) 3.30 Growing Up Brady. (2000) 5.00 The Master of Disguise. (2002) 6.30 The Brady Bunch Movie. (1995) 8.00 The Adventures of Pluto Nash. (2000) 10.00 My Little Eye. (2002) 11.40 Halloween: Resurrection. (2001) 1.15 Cherish. (2002) 3.00 Breakaway. (2002) 4.40 The Master of Disguise. (2002)
SKY CINEMA 1
6.00 S k y Movies News. (2001) 6.30 Jeremiah Johnson. (1972) 8.30 Great Expectations. (1946) 10.30 Sk y Movies News. (2001) 11.00 Arabian Nights. (1942) 12.30 No Nukes. (1980) 2.15 Jeremiah Johnson. (1972) 4.15 Great Expectations. (1946) 6.15 Arabian Nights. (1942) 8.00 Talk To Her. (2002) 10.00 Uve Flesh. (1997) 11.45 No Nukes. (1980) 1.35 Splendor in the Grass. (1961) 4.10The Wrong Box .(1966)
TCM
6.30 K ill or Cure. (1962) 8.00 The Mask of DImitrios. (1944) 9.35 The Conspirators. (1944) 11.20 The Prisoner of Zenda. (1952) 1.00 Tarzan the Ape Man. (1932) 2.50 How the West Was Won. (1962) 5.40 Terror on a Train. (1953) 7.00 Logan’s Run. (1976) 9.00 The Towering Inferno. (1974) 12.05 Slither. (1973) 1.50 Eye of the Devil. (1967) 3.20 Teleshopping. 3.35 Murder, She
Said. (1961) 5.00 Bridge to the Sun. (1961) EUROSPORT
6.00 Portugal: Inside the Teams. 6.30 Portugal: Extra Time. 7.30 Portugal: Inside the Teams. 6.00 Uve Car Racing. 9.00 Uve MotoGP. 2.15 Uve Car Racing. 3.30 Uve European Championship Football. 7.00 Euro 2004 Update. 7.15 Olympic Torch Relay. 7.30 Tennis - Queens. 9.00 World Superbikes. 10.45 Portugal: Extra Time. 11.45 British Eurosport News Report. 0.00 Portugal: Extra Time. 1.00 Motorsports Weekend. 2.00 British Eurosport News Report. 5.15 World Superbikes.
SKY SPORTS 1
6.00 Watersports World. 7.00 International Rugby Union. 10.00 Jimmy Hill’s Sunday Supplement. 11.00 Golf. 12.00 Euro Tour Golf. 5.00 Golt. 6.00 The Road to Athens. 6.30 Internationa! Rugby Union. 6.30 Test Cricket. 10.00 You're on Sky Sports. 11.00 WWE Late Night Velocity. 0.00 WWE Heat. 1.00 WWE Bad Blood. 4.00 Close.
SKY SPORTS 2
6.00 Super League. 8.00 Speedway. 11.00 Australian Rugby League. 1.00 Motor Racing. 3.00 International Rugby Union. 5.00 US Superbikes: Road America. 6.00 US Superbikes. 7.00 Golf. 8.00 US Tour Golf. 11.30 Euro Tour Golf. 1.30 US Superbikes. 2.30 US Superbikes. 3.30 You're on
Sky Sports: Euro 2004. SKY SPORTS 3
6.30 N F L Europe. 9.30 Saturday Fight Night. 11.30 Racing News. 12.00 Jimmy Hill's Summer Supplement. 1.00 Speedway. 4.00 Squash. 5.00 Australian Rugby. 7.00 Motor Racing. 9.00 US Superbikes. 10.00 US Superbikes. 11.00 International Rugby Union. 1.00 Australian Rugby.
SKY SPORTS EXTRA
7.00 Motor Racing. 9.00 US Tour Golf. 12.00 Squash. 1.00 NFL Europe. 4.00 Saturday Fight Night. 6.00 360 Suding. 6.30 Gillette World Sport. 7.00 Watersports World. 8.00 Squash. 9.00 World Motor Sport. 11.30 Squash. 0.30 Watersports
World. 1.30 360 Surfing. 2.00 NBA Basketball. SKY ONE
6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Transformers. 7.30 Pokemon Advanced. 8.00 Gamezville. 9.00 Yu-Gi-
. Oh! 9.30 America's Dumbest Criminals. 10.00 WWE Afterburn. 11.00 WWE Heat. 12.00 Malco m in the Middle. 12.30 Flaunt Fab 5 .1.00 Gamezville. 2.00 Star Trek: TNG. 4.00 Footballers’ Pads. 5.00 Futurama. 6.00 The Simpsons. 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 7.30 Scrubs. 8.00 Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit. 10.00 Uncutl Kirsty's Home Videos. 10.30 Am I Normal? 11.30 Time Gentlemen Please. 12.00 Mile High. 1.00 Worfds Fastest Police Chases. 1.50 WWE Afterburn. 2.40 WWE Heat. 3.30 Cops. 3.55 Cops. 4.20 Star Trek: TNG.
UKTV GOLD 6.05 Doctor Who. 9.00 The New Adventures of
Superman. 10.00 Porridge. 11-°“ Fast.E, " S Secrets Weekend. 7.00 Porridge. 7.40 The Mirror Crack'd from Side lo Side. 10.001 Only Fools and Horses. 11.05 Men Behavingi Bacfty. 12.05 Porridge. 12.45 Only Fools and Horses 1.50 Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home. 4.05 Charlies Angels. 5.00 The New Advenlures of Superman.
BBC THREE
7.00 Liquid Assets. 8.00 Strictly Come Dancing. 9.00 Bodies. 10.00 Coupling. 10.30'T h e Mighty
Boosh. 11.00 Sex and the Settee. 12-“ ° ®
l.na^ Come Dancing. 1.00 Trauma on Three. 1.30 Love for Sale. 2.00 Bodies. 3.00 Liquid Assets.
6.00 Breakfast. (C) 9.00 Breakfast with Frost. (C) 10.00 Heaven and Earth Show. (C) 11.00 Call My Bluff. (R) (C) 11.30 Countryfile. (C) 12.00 Politics Show.1.00 Keeping Up Appear ances. (R) (C) 1.30 EastEnders. (R) (C) 3.25 Points of View. Viewers comment on recent BBC TV programmes. (C)
3.45 Songs of Praise. Diane Louise Jor dan follows the course of the River Eden in Cumbria, hitching a ride to Appleby Horse Fair. Music comes from Eden’s Bridge and the Cumbri an Girls' Choir, Amabile. (C)
4.20 News; Weather. (C) 4.45 Match of the Day Live: Euro 2004. Gary Lineker with live coverage of Switzerland’s game with Croatia, as two of England’s Group B opponents start their tournament in Leiria. Kick off at 5.00. (C)
7.00 S t r ic t ly Come Dancing. Eight celebrities compete in a ballroom
■ dancing competition. Five couples remain to tackle the samba and the Viennese waltz, a number that will be reduced by one after tonight. (C)
8.00 Dalziel and Pascoe. Detective drama. Dalziel and Pascoe uncover a tale of theft, adultery and betrayal when a skeleton is unearthed in a Yorkshire mining town. (R) (C)
9.30 Traffic Cops Special. Special edition of the documentary series. South York shire’s traffic unit is out fighting the law breakers and car criminals who would wreak havoc in Sheffield. (R) (C)
10.00 News; Weather. (C) 10.15 Panorama. Investigation into Muslim identity in Britain and how many feel threatened by the public majority in the wake of the actions of worldwide Muslim fundamentalists. (C)
10.55 Match of the Day: Euro 2004. Ray Stubbs presents the best of the action from today’s Group B meeting between England and France, and from the other Group B game where Switzerland met Croatia. (C)
11.55 When Rock Ruled the World. A nos talgic trip down memory lane to cele brate the period of the late 1970s and early 1 980s when the fastest, loudest
and heaviest guitar music on the planet dominated the charts. (R) (C)
1.00 Rugby Union. John Inverdale hosts the action as England A face Canada in the semi-finals of-the Churchill Cup, with the winners facing either USA or NZ Maoris in the final. (C)
3.45 Joins News 24.
The Unlikeliest Couples In Britain, ITV, 10.45pm Around 24 million Britons
live as couples. On the out side they all look perfectly normal, but behind the net curtains and double-glazing lurk secrets and obsessions that can only be be imagine. This programme proves that there really is nowt so crazy as folk. For instance, Janet’s hus band Terry, who is obsessed with Tommy Cooper and can be found most days with a fez on. Janet does find it funny but he goes too far, particularly when he
BBC2
6.00 Teletubbies. (R) (C) 6.40 Angel- mouse. (R) (C) 6.45 Clifford the Big Red Dog. (R) (C) 7.00 Taz-Mania. (R) (C) 7.20 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.30 Smile. (C) 10.30 The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. (R) (C) 10.55 The Super League Show. 11.25 Sunday Grandstand. (C) 11.30 World Superbikes. 12.50 MotoGP. 1.50 Tennis from Queen’s. 3.30 World Superbikes. 4.25 Don Giovanni. Peter Brook’s tri umphant production of Mozart’s Don Giovanni. (C)
7.10 The Boat. Drama series following the perilous voyage of a German U-boat in 1941. (R)(C)
8.00 The Way We Went Wild. Three- part series looking at the careers of some of the UK’s most famous and best loved natural history television presenters. (C)
9.00 Election Night. David Dimbleby with the results of the European elections, as Peter Snow unveils his Euro-swingometer. (C)
10.00 Top Gear. Jeremy Clarkson reviews the Nissan Cube and Renault Clio 182. (C)
11.00 Election Night. David Dimbleby and Peter Snow with the complete story of this week’s elections. (C)
11.30 15 Storeys High. Sitcom. Vince is offered a promotion. (C)
12.00 British Superbikes.12.45 Joins BBC News 24.2.00 BBC Learning Zone.
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6.00 Postcards. (R) 6.05 WideWorld. (T) 6.35 Dappledown Farm. (R) 7.00 Rolie Polie Olie. (R) 7.25 Peppa Pig. 7.35 Funky Valley. 7.40 Make Way for Noddy. (R) (R) 8.10 Bear in the Big Blue House. (R) (T) 8.45 Franny’s Feet. (R) 9.00 Babar. (R) 9.25 George Shrinks. (R) 9.55 Don’t Blame the Koalas. (R) 10.25 Make It Big. (T) 11.00 Morris 2274. (R) 11.15 Aliens among Us. (R) 11.30 Braceface. (R) 12.00 Rooted. (T) 12.35 Madonna and Child. (R) (T) 1.05 five news. (T) 1.15 The Chart. (R) 1.45 FILM: RoboCop - the Future of Law Enforce-
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9.25 American Idol. 10.20 80s Mania. 11.20 No Talent Required. 12.20 Emmerdale. 3.15 Coronation Street. 5.55 Emmerdale Secrets. 7.00 F i- Canadian GP. 7.40 Planet’s Funniest Animals. 8.00 80s Mania. 9.00 No Talent Required. 10.00 It's Good to Be... Sharon Osbourne. 10.30 Best of the Frank Skinner Show. 11.30 Fantasy Football: Euro 2004. 12.00 Jerry Springer. 12.50 Entertainment Today. 1.35 Sheena. 2.20 Teleshopping. 3.50 Nightscreen. 5.00 Trisha.
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6 00 Emmerdale Omnibus. 8.30 Duck Patrol. 9.00 The Darling Buds ol May. 10.00 Topkapi. 12.30 Hollywood Remembers. 1.00 Murder, She Wrote. 2.00 McCloud. 3.00 Sherlock Holmes and the Leading Lady. 5.00 The Inspector Alleyn Mysteries. 7.00 The Darling Buds o! May. 8.00 Curse ol the Pink Panther. 10.00 10-8 Police Patrol. 11.00 The Equalizer. 12.00 Hart to Hart. 1.00 Sherlock Holmes and the Leading Lady. 3.00 10-8 Police Patrol. 4.00 The Kenny Everett Show. 4.30 Duck Patrol. 5.00 Hart to Hart.
ment. (1994) Stars Richard Eden. (T) 3.25 FILM: Gold. (1974) Starring Roger Moore, Susannah York. (T) 5.45 five news. (T) 5.55 FILM: Simon Birch'. (1999) Drama ;
about the triumph over adversity of the
* ... diminutive Simon Birch, who believes that God has a plan for him and voic-' es his,opinions forcefully and wittily. (T)
8.00 FILM:Michael. (1996) Lighthearted - story about an unlikely angel whose appearance In rural Iowa causes a’ stir. Starring John Travolta.^T)
, , LIVING TV
6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5.7.35 Busy Buses. 7.40 Tiny and Crew. 8.00 Barney. 8.30 Elmo's World. 8.45 The Wheels on the Bus. 8.55 Barney. 9.25 Hi-5.10.00 The Golden Girls. 11.00 Celebrity Extra. 11.10 Style Star. 11.40 Charmed. 8.00 Kylie: Feel the Fever. 9.00 Most Haunted. 10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 12.00 At the Mercy of a Stranger. 1.40 Celebrity Extra. 1.50 Queen Latifah. 2.35 Street Psychic. 3.25 Beyond with James van Praagh. 4.15 Celebrity Extra. 4.30 The Golden Girls. 5.00 The Golden Girls. 5.30 Home Shopping.
SCI-FI
6.00 The Ray Bradbury Theatre. 6.30 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 Quantum Leap. 11.00 Quantum Leap. 12.00 Quantum Leap. 1.00 Quantum Leap. 2.00 Sliders. 3.00 Sliders. 4.00 Reptilian. 6.00 The Visitor. 7.00 The Visitor. 8.00 The New Twilight Zone. 9.00 Push, Nevada. 10.00 The Void. 11.45 Sliders. 12.45 Sliders. 1.45 Supernova. 3.25 The Twilight Zono. 3.55 Poltergeist: The Legacy. 5.00 Arc the Lad. 5.30
Gasaraki.
10.00 FILM: Bloodsport. (1987) Tough action movie in which an American soldier enters an illegal martial arts contest for the world’s best fighters. Based on the true story of Frank Dux. Starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, , Donald Gibb, Leah Ayres. (T)
11.50 World’s Wildest Police Videos. Police documentary. In this edition, an 18th birthday party turns ugly. (R) (T)
12.45 Major League Baseball. 4.25 Five Foot ball Replay. (R)
6.00 GMTV. 9.25 Fingertips. (R) 9.35 The Yuk Show. (R) 10.00 The Ark. 10.30 St Jimmy’s. 11.00 My Favourite Hymns. 12.00 Through Their Eyes. 12.30 Jonathan Dim bleby including Lunchtime News. 1.25 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast.
wakes her up in the night to tell her a Tommy joke. He’s even trying to teach their youngest son to wear a fez. But Janet has one Tommy Cooper in the family, and she doesn’t need two.
CHANNEL 4
6.00 Grabbit the Rabbit. (R) (T) 6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 6.35 Football: South Amer^ ican Championship.7.00 Today at the Test. (RJ7.30 Hollyoaks Omnibus. (R) (T) (Signed for the hard of hearing) 10.00 Cricket: Third Test. (T) 12.35 The Lunch Break. (T) 1.05 Cricket: Third Test. (T) 6.30 C4 News. (T) 6.50 Friends. Despite Phoebe’s admo nitions, Ross makes a drastic decision about Rachel. (R) (T)
7.20 Friends. Injured Joey must get an acting part in order to qualify for health insurance. (R) (T)
' 7.50 F!LM:Tea with Mussolini. (1999) Drama in which a group of.
•.' English ladies living in Florence 1 between the Wars resist the onset ’
■ of fascism in thefr own eccentric ‘ way Starring Cher, Judi Dench, Joan Plowright. (T)
10.00 B ig Brother. The Big Brother team of psychology experts dis cuss their latest impressions of the housemates. (T)
11.05 Big Brother’s Little Brother. Der- mot O’Leary meets the newly- evicted housemate for their first interview since leaving the Big Brother house. (T)
12.10 Today at the Test.12.40 Nokia Isle of Wight Festival.1.45 Big Brother Live.3.45 Football: South American Championship.5.45 Body Story. (R)
1.30 Speed Sunday: Le Mans Spe cial. Angus Scott and Tiff Needell present live coverage of the finish of the Le Mans 24-hour race. Commentary by Ben Edwards and Mark Blundell, with pit reports from Phil Tabor.
3.30 Plane t’s Funniest Animals. Humorous video clips of pets and other animals in unusual situa
tions.
4.00 Antiques Auction. Lynda Belling ham lifts the lid on the world of antiques in this series that looks at life in an antiques auction house. Featuring bidding tips from those in the know.
4.30 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast.
4.45 News; Weather. The latest nation al and international news.
5.00 F1 : Canadian Grand Prix Live. Jim Rosenthal presents coverage of the Canadian Grand Prix from the Circuit Gilles Villeneuve, Mon treal. Commentary by James Allen and Martin Brundle and analysis from Tony Jardine.
7.15 Euro 2004 Live. Desmond Lynam presents live coverage of Eng land’s opening game, the Group B clash against reigning European champions France, from Lisbon. Kick-off at 7.45pm.
10.00 Fantasy Football: Euro 2004. David Baddiel and Frank Skinner present their distinctive mix of celebrity chat and football fanati cism. Tonight, they discuss today’s crucial game - France v England.
10.30 News. The latest national and international news, plus national weather. (T)
10.45 The U n like lie s t C o u p le s in Britain. A lighthearted look into the quirks and peccadilloes of ordi nary couples throughout Britain.
11.45 F1: Canadian Grand Prix. Jim Rosenthal presents highlights of the Canadian Grand Prix from Montreal, with commentary by James Allen arid Martin Brundle, and analysis from Tony Jardine.
12.45 Fantasy Football: Euro 2004. David Baddiel and Frank Skinner present their distinctive mix of celebrity chat and football fanati cism. They discuss today’s crucial game - France v England. (R)
1.10 Euro 2004. The Group B encounter between France and England from Lisbon. Commen tary by Clive Tyldesley and former England manager Bobby Robson..
2.50 Motorsport UK. 3.15 Building the Dream. (R) (Signed for the hard of hearing) 3.40 Painting the Stars. (R) (Signed for the hard of hearing) 4.10 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Early Morning News.
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My Little Eye, SM2,10pm An internet reality show turns into an experiment in isolation and para noia. Five young people have agreed to live in an enormous house for six months. Every move they make is broadcast live on a Web site, 24/24. Each one of them will receive a mil lion dollars on strict condition that none of them leave the house before the end of the game. When
one of the players commits suicide, the others, considering that this does not, strictly speaking, contravene the rules, decide to stay to collect their winnings.
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