Shakespeare was a master at writing withering insults! M
Speaking as A and B, snarl these insults as aggressively as you can at one another. Exaggerate each hard t, b or d sound. A Thou loggerheaded maggot-pie! B Thou swag-bellied pignut!
A Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool! B Out, you mad-headed ape, you Banbury cheese! A Is thy name mouldy, thou ugly witch?
B Thou cruel, ungrateful savage, poisonous hunch-back toad!
Roald Dahl must have been inspired by Shakespeare when he wrote his own magnifi cent insults.
Speaking as A and B, snarl these Roald Dahl insults from Matilda.
A You blithering idiot! B You festering gumboil! A You flea-bitten fungus! B You bursting blister! A You moth-eaten maggot! B You disgusting little cockroach!
