Kids Are Quick
____________________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA:
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS:
Here it is. Maria.
____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN:
You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN:
K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN:
(I Love this kid)
____________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me!
__________________________________________ TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' MILLIE:
I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie...... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE:
All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
________________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS:
Because George still had the axe in his hand.
______________________________________ TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON:
No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
______________________________ TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE:
No, sir. It's the same dog.
___________________________________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher
__________________________________ Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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