The importance of knowing what to do!


The guy below bought a new boat and decided to take her for the maiden voyage. This was his first boat and he wasn't quite sure of the exact Standard Operating Procedures for launching it off a ramp, but he figured it couldn't be too hard. He consulted his local boat dealer for advice, but they just said "don't let the trailer get too deep when you are trying to launch the boat". Well, he didn't know what they meant by that as he could barely get the trailer in the water at all! Anyhow, the picture below says it all!.


An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctors and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearings aids that allowed the old gentleman to hear 100%


He returned to the doctors after a month and the doctor confirmed his hearing was perfect and asked him if his family were pleased that he could hear again. The old gentleman replied “Oh I haven‟t told the family yet, I just sit around and listen to the conversation. I‟ve changed my will three times already.


Joke supplied by Bert Evans 54


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