The sharing of marriage...
The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.
He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them.... As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were
looking over and whispering. Obviously they were think- ing, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.'
As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they al- ways shared everything.
People closer to the table no- ticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.
Again, the young man came over and begged them to let
Best wishes for a great day. M. L. Hora Subject: FW: Copy Machines - Important!!! IMPORTANT !!!!
Now this is disturbing...............
If you ever use public copy machines [library, bank, drug store, etc] you may be interested in this. Even if it's just the copier at the office, this is worth knowing.
Dist rbin u g
How many of you would believe that a Copying Machine would need a hard drive similar to what you have in your computers??? I always assumed that when you placed a document into a Copying Machine, the scan would be transferred directly to the copy paper. Not so and this has awesome ramifications as described in the video of a CBS investigation. Check it out at the below web address. It will blow your mind and you need to tell everyone you know about this. Makes you wonder what the people at Kinko or the US Postal Service do with their coin operated machines that some of you may use for your important documents!!!
Copy Machines, a Security Risk? - CBS News Video 55
him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing every- thing.'
Finally, as the old man fin- ished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'
She answered
(Continue below - This is great)
'THE TEETH.'
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