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Smile for the ice cream man!
NOW ice cream vending machine is smile- activated Do you remember when just hearing the tinkle of the ice-cream truck’s jingle used to bring a smile to your face? Nowadays, buying ice-cream from a surly-faced shopkeeper just doesn’t have the same feeling. Until now. As part of Unilever’s ‘share happy’ campaign, the company has created smile-activated vending machines which, using facial recognition technology and a ‘smile-o-meter’, reward the consumer with an ice cream. The best bit? The ice cream is free! The machines even have motion sensors which beckon passers-by to come and get their frozen treat, and users can share the love by uploading pictures to Facebook!
Masturbation reported to cut risk of cancer
“But I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more...”
BIZARRE NEWS
Issue 30 / August 2011
MEN who ejaculate more than five times a week are a third less likely to develop cancer Australian researchers have suggested that men could reduce their risk of contracting prostate cancer by masturbating frequently. It has been reported that cancer-causing chemicals could build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly. Australian researchers questioned 1,000 men who had developed prostate cancer and 1,250 who had not about their sexual tendencies. Men of any age who tended to ejaculate over 5 times a week were in the majority of those who hadn’t contracted prostate cancer, but the effect was greatest for males in their 20s. So basically, guys, play safe and play
with...erm...yourself. As if you needed a reason...
CHINESE man sets off on 1,000 mile hike for lover’s hand in marriage Remember that song, ‘500 Miles’, by The Proclaimers? Or even Vanessa Carlton’s ‘1,000 Miles’? We don’t know which one 23 year old Ling Hsueh had in mind when, upon boyfriend Liu Peiwen’s marriage proposal, she jokingly agreed to accept on one small condition: he had to walk 1,000 miles. Without thinking twice Peiwen went out and set off on the 1600km voyage which is estimated to take him 6 weeks. Hsueh said: “He’s such a fruitcake. I would have married him anyway and was only joking when I said he had to do it.” For Peiwen, however, it was a challenge he gladly accepted: “Life is short, and for love, there’s no challenge too great.” Aww, now who said chivalry was dead?!
COME ON AN ADVENTURE WITH THAMES RIVER ADVENTURE.
London has two sides to its personality. The obvious is the “big and bold side”, defined by the hustle and bustle of tubes, cabs and crowded streets. Little did we know there is a “sensitive, calm side” to our city which I had the pleasure of exploring recently kayaking on the Hampton Court Tour. The Hampton Court Tour is situated opposite Hampton Court Palace next to Molesey Lock.
It is fun from the start (just trying to get the buoyancy aid on correctly)... First, we learn a basic knowledge on how to kayak and manipulate our boats and more importantly stay balanced. We then receive a safety briefing from an expert British Canoe Union Instructor who in our case was the quintessential New Zealander. The tour is perfect for anyone who wants to play tourist for a day avoiding the chaos for some well- deserved ‘R and R’. It is truly a unique way to visit London from a slightly lower level without venturing near the underground!
RUDE NEWS China
Businessmen Excited By Sex Robots
Ever wished your sex doll had a bit more personality? Never fear - the robo-girls are here! The Chinese have always been a step ahead on the technology front, as is now proved once again with their new creation - female sex robots. Li Jiang, the creator, says his target market will be high-flying businessmen who are “simply too busy to go out and meet real women” and who will be able to choose details of their lady-friends’ appearances including hair colour and bust size. It looks like Mr. Jiang has competition though - America have also jumped on the plastic-lady- building bandwagon and brought out a talking sex doll named Roxxxy. Really? Would you want even your sex doll telling you you’re a loser?
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