A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them eas- ily. So, the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game. The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, saying that the game is a lot of fun...."I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5.00. Then you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00," he says.
This catches the senior's attention and, to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?" The senior doesn't say a word, but reaches into his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the senior's turn. He asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer uses his laptop to search all refer- ences he can find on the Net. He sends E-mails to all the smart friends he knows; all to no avail. After an hour of searching, he finally gives up. He wakes the senior and hands him $500.00. The senior pockets the $500.00 and goes right back to sleep. The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the an- swer. He wakes the senior up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?" The senior reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
Lessons in Logic
If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's per- fect...... so why practice?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
He wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise.
Success is a relative term.. It brings so many relatives.
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep
There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning
"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk "Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station....
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