Fellowship R
eturning from Spain in April, a tanned Mike deigned again to visit us poor
Rotarians to share his wisdom about all things hot and sunny. Not only did he sport a deep, bronzed tan and look relaxed enough to almost send the people near him to sleep, he brought with him a cunning plan to win all our raffles.......
F
or two weeks running this scheme actually worked as he won two on the trot -
something he alluded to as his right as he had not previously won for three years (aaah). However, our master of lotteries Mr K. King Esq., proponent of Fellowship at extraordinarily levels and master of sleight of hand, cunningly sold him a losing ticket on the 3rd week to restore order within the group.
Ken - raffle ticket seller.
Tony - raffle ticket folder.
Mike - multiple raffle winner
You must have been a BOOTIFUL baby! S
ome people will do anything to get into the Bull such is the fame of this
esteemed publication. This old reprobate, Alan Booty, went to extremes. Having booked himself into 'Hotel Lakhani' (The Cranham Nursing Home) for a couple of weeks ,due to his habit of falling over, he then had a turn for the worse. Indu (matron) noticed that his co-ordination was not good and decided to call an ambulance. The medics diagnosed a mild stroke and whisked him off to the Queen's hospital. He was admitted and a brain operation was booked to remove a clot. Alan soon recovered from this but then suffered a mild heart attack. Once again he recovered from this and at the time of writing he was being discharged and assessed in readiness for returning home, some 3 weeks after going into respite.
S T
o well done Alan you have achieved your goal of getting into the Bull and
well done Indu for spotting the tell tale signs that got Alan the urgent medical treatment he needed.
here is no truth
in the rumour that Alan is going for an entry into the Guinness Book of Records for the shortest stay in the Cranham Nursing Home.
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