a worried looking lesson client, he's the Alan Sugar of Ham Polo Club. But he's not the only one with great business ideas; here are a few of our favourites:
Duncan Qui - What polo players need are sticky plastic face masks.
Ali - Breeding Shetland Ponies in Scotland to put into pies called ‘pony pounders’.
And then we get back to Mikey a, non-stop supply of fantastic business ideas. Some of our favourites include:
Projecting messages onto the underside of aeroplanes landing at Heathrow.
The skyscraper made out of shipping containers in the asado area.
The YouTube channel of just Mikey auctioning his own ideas and inventions in video format.
And the as yet unexplained Human Beehive.
Joking aside Mikey has done over 700 lessons this season, countless chukkas and matches and kept us all smiling in the process so Mikey you are the best business idea the club has ever had, come and collect your award.
WINNER: Mikey Goodwill Ambulance award
Lucy - For treating a splinter as life threatening and calling the Ambulance into the clubhouse.
The Award for the best tantrum or total melt down on the field
Will - For being handed enough Yellow Flags this season to make bunting from here to Ham House.
Freddie - For his litigious rant at Patrick one Sunday, accusing him of slanderous remarks and demanding retractions of statements. I just don't know what the picnickers think of us sometimes.
The entire Hugs & Co. Team - For the chukka three Chernobyl scale melt down in every single game this season. Mariano Daritchon - who threw the mother of all tantrums after being sent off claiming he never does anything wrong. Then calming down and admitting it
Nurse Firman - who’s always ready to change into her uniform and attend to splinters or wrap Howard in a horse rug and sit on him so he doesn't move until the ambulance arrives.
Garrie - Who was hit with the ball so hard they heard it in Richmond, we thought his whole arm would fall off. The ambulance saw him get off, rushed onto the field blue lights flashing only to find Garrie was just picking up his stick and didn't know why the whistle went.
Quentin Davis was taken to Kingston A&E for a possible concussion and neglected to tell his wife. To Rachael’s horror when she checked the ‘Find my Friends’ app on her phone the GPS was confused and had located him in the STD department of Kingston Hospital. The doctors must have been very thorough Quentin.
WINNER: Quentin
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