Two Irish lads were working for the Town’s public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one man digging a hole, the other


filling it in again.


An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, 'I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it in again?' The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, 'Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-man team. But today the lad who plants the trees called in sick.'


How are these people better know ? Find the answers in our “Born in September” article on page 10. Greta Lovisa Gustafsson Rocco Marchegiano Anna Maria Italiano Virginia Patterson Hensley Charles Hardin Holley Ellen Naomi Cohen Faroukh Bulsara


First God created earth, then he rested… Then he created man, then he rested…


Then he created woman, and nobody has rested since ! ...


It’s not easy being famous !


I was in New Hampshire with my family at a Pizza place. The kid working there goes, “Hey you look like Adam Sandler.” I said, “Yeh, I know.” He goes, “What’s your name?” I go, “Adam Sandler.” And he goes, “Whoa, that’s a coincidence !”


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