A Man Walks Into A Pub.


A chicken is playing in a football match and scores two early goals. The ref says “you’re very good, you must train hard?” “ I do,” says the chicken but it’s not easy as I’m a solicitor and I don’t get much free time.” The ref pulls out the red card and sends the chicken off. “What for?” asks the Chicken. The Ref says “ Professional Fowl!”


An archaeologist examines a 3000 year old mummy and declares, “ He died from a heart attack!” “How can you tell?” asks one of his students. “ I found a piece of parchment in the mummy’s hand.” replied the archaeologist. “ It was a betting slip that said. “ 5000 on Goliath.”


The Duke of Wellington Re - Opens Friday 20th August


Nadene, Damian & the Team invite you all to the


re-opening of The Welly. We have cleaned, tided and freshened the place up – so come and give it a try.


Towngate, Great Harwood. BB6 7DE 07960 109126


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Great Food. Great Pub. For all the family.


Small Weddings Catered For. FOOD AVAILABLE


Now Available for Marriages and Civil Partnerships


65 Sparth Road, Clayton Le Moors. Ring: 01254 232955 35.


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