T O T A L S T O P D A M P


AND PROPERTY REPAIRS LOCAL FAMILY FIRM


FREE ESTIMATES, ALL WORK GUARANTEED ALL DPC’S WITH OSMOTIC DCP’S NO NEED TO REMOVE GOOD PLASTER WET/DRY ROT WOODWORM TREATMENT


WALL TIES, PENETRATING DAMP AND CELLARS APPROVED CONTRACTOR Phone Mike On


01254 662517 07973 402495


This lady is about to enter a new public toilet in Toronto in Canada, created by some outward thinking newly qualified designer. And from her body language we’d say she’s bursting.


We now have two dedicated rooms for residential and Dementia care short stays for young and elderly, which means you can now book your respite and short stays up to 12 months in advance.


CAPTION COMPETITION 'How would you like it sir?'


' A little off the top and sides but leave the whiskers'


'I don't care if the sands hot, I'm not giving you a piggy back' Peter Cornwell


I thought you said there was no claws in my contract Stephen Memory


(Hurry up and get us out of


here that, barmy clown from go compare is on our tail) C Bartle


'Compare the massage.com'


"Come here, let me 'meerkat' feel better for you"


Keep up the good work, I live in Rossendale but really look


forward to my Dad bringing my copy of the herald, I thoroughly enjoy reading it. Nicola Johnstone.


I can’t believe it, both my girlfriends are cheating on me !


From the outside it looks like a mirrored construction, but from the inside it is one way see through glass. The questions are: Would you ? ……………………………………………………………...Could you ?


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Bennett Property and Building contractors are a family business providing joinery and building services to homes and businesses throughout the local area. Owned and run by brother’s Lee and Steven Bennett, the focus of the company is aimed simply towards providing a professional quality of service and the highest standard of finish in every project undertaken. So if you have a project in mind, whatever the size, from new kitchen worktops to a full renovation, contact us now for a FREE no obligations quote on 01254 871007 or find out more at www.bennettcontractors.co.uk.


What did the Romans ever do for us ?


In Roman times public latrines supplied a bucket of saltwater in which was placed a long stick with a sponge tied to one end. The user would cleanse their behind with the spongy end and return the stick to the water. Yes, there was one sponge for all. This is how we get the expression “ Getting hold of the wrong end of the stick.”


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