I Never Knew That ! One Of Them Kodak Moments
A Bunny Boiler. Originating from the film Fatal At t rac t ion, the expression refers to a former lover, always female, who refuses to accept that the relationship is over, and will go to any lengths to make her man pay dearly for the rejection. Alex, (Glenn Close) goes on a vicious campaign of revenge when rejected by Dan, (Michael Douglas,) who returns home to find his daughter’s pet rabbit boiling in water on the kitchen stove. ( Don’ t worry it wasn’t a real rabbit.) But this is nothing compared to another story of revenge by a, “woman scorned.” She decided to visit her ex boyfriend’s flat while he was away for a weeks holiday with his new girlfriend. She dialled the Speaking Clock in New York and put the receiver down on the table. She hid fish guts all around the flat before sprinkling watercress seeds all over the carpets, beds and furniture. She then watered the seeds and turned the central heating up full to allow nature to take it’s course. Now that’s a warm welcome home. Gentlemen, you have been warned.
7. Van Der Valk
Whoops!!!! Last month we published the above picture explaining that Wayne, Matthew and Sophie above, have a family friend called Ian. They probably have, but this is not him in the picture. The forth member of the group is called Andrew Mills, and we send him our apologies. Apparently, everyone at the market now calls him Ian.
Experience is a comb life gives to you after you’ve lost your hair.
There will be two dates on your gravestone, and all your friends will read them. But all that is going to matter is the little dash in between them.
Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
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