Senior health care solution So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home a v a i lable for you - what do you do? Our plan gives anyone, 65 years or older, a gun and 2 bullets. You’re allowed to shoot 2 MP's or 1 MP twice, just to make sure. Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need! New teeth - no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered. (And your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now). And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore. IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?
If horse racing is the sport of kings, is drag racing the sport of Queens ?
On Music.
It’s called rap music because the “C ” fell off the printer. I don’t like country music, but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do. And for those who do like country music, denigrate means “put down.” The hardest thing about writing country music must be thinking of clean words to rhyme with “Truck.” When she sings, deaf people refuse to watch her lips move ! Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away. When the batteries run down on my Walkman, Bob Dylan sounds exactly the same.
I went to see Pavarotti once. He didn’t like it when I joined in. So you think you’re Clever ?
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“Radio has no future. Heavier than air flying machines are impossible. X– rays will prove to be a hoax.” William Thomson, Lord Kelvin, British Scientist in 1899. “I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.” Thomas J. Watson, Snr chairman of IBM, in 1943. “But what is it good for ?” Engineer at Advanced Computing Division of IBM 1968 commenting on The Microchip.
Margaret and Carolyn of Brantfell Road Great Harwood, would like to say a big thank you to everyone who attended the fund raising afternoon tea party on Wednesday 11th August, for Macmillan cancer support. Approx 60 people attended our vintage style party. They raised £344. THE GRID GAME WILL BE DRAWN BY MACMILLAN 26TH NOV. WELL DONE TO EVERYONE.
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