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They just don’t understand ! There is a fundamental problem with subtitles on television along the bottom of the screen. Do they want us to watch the program, or do they want us to r e a d t h e s u b t i t l e s ? Don’t these idiots, who run these television channels, know that we don’t want to read ? That’s why we are watching the television !!!!!
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The man who invented “Cat’s Eyes,” got the idea when he saw a cat facing him in the road. If the cat had been facing the other way, he’d have invented the pencil sharpener. Ken Dodd.
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Always get married early in the morning, that way if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted the whole day. Mickey Rooney.
Horatio Nelson Born: September. 29, 1758 Died: October. 21, 1805 British Navy Admiral of the White. Born in Burnham Thorpe, Norfolk, England, his mother died when he was nine and he went to sea three years later aboard "HMS Raisonnable" under his uncle Captain Maurice Suckling. By 1777 he was a Lieutenant and assigned to the West Indies, where he saw action during the American Revolution. Promoted post-Captain in 1779 at the age of 20, his first command was the frigate "HMS Hinchingbroke." When the French Revolutionary Wars began in 1793, Nelson was given command of "HMS Agamemnon" and was assigned to the Mediterranean. During the capture of Corsica in 1794, he was hit in the face by a blast of gravel and blinded in his right eye. In 1797 he was knighted as a member of the Order of the Bath and was promoted to Rear Admiral of the Blue largely for his role in the British victory at the Battle of Cape St. Vincent. In 1798, in command of his own fleet of fourteen ships, he destroyed a French fleet of seventeen at the Battle of the Nile, effectively marooning Napoleon Boneparte’s forces. He was then granted the title of Baron Nelson. Later, he was shot in the arm and lost almost his entire right arm to amputation. In 1799, he was promoted to Rear Admiral of the Red, and in 1801 he was promoted to Vice Admiral of the Blue. Within a few months he was involved in the Battle of Copenhagen. After his success there he was promoted to Vice Admiral of the White, the fifth highest rank in the Royal Navy, and took command of the Mediterranean Fleet in 1803 when he was assigned to "HMS Victory". On October 21, 1805 with 27 ships of the line, he engaged the numerically superior Franco-Spanish fleet of 33. After the "HMS Victory" crippled the French flagship she moved on to the "Redoutable", and the two ships became entangled. Snipers in the fighting tops of the "Redoutable" poured fire down onto the deck of the Victory, and Nelson was hit. A bullet entered his shoulder, pierced his lung, and came to rest at the base of his spine. Admiral Nelson remained conscious for four hours, but died below decks soon after his greatest victory was achieved. his body was preserved in a barrel of brandy wine for his return to London where he was given a state funeral. He was laid to rest in a coffin made from the mast of his "HMS L'Orient" which had been salvaged after the Battle of the Nile.
On Love. If I gave my heart to you, I’d have none and you’d have two. 30.
The guy who invented the wheel was an idiot. They guy who invented the other three was the genius. Sid Caesar.
Ronnie Barker. Born September 25, 1929 Died October 3, 2005 Comedy legend, actor and writer. Famous for being one of the 'The Two Ronnies' with fellow comedian Ronnie Corbett for over 30 years. He also appeared in several television comedies including the BBC's 'Open All Hours' and 'Porridge'. He was awarded the OBE for services to entertainment and the BBC paid tribute in a special BAFTA program to his contribution to comedy and British television in general. Following the success of The Two Ronnies, the BBC let Barker decide what he wanted to do. He opted to produce some sitcom pilots, two of these, Open All Hours (written by Roy Clarke) and Prisoner and Escort (written by Dick Clement and Ian La Frenais) became series. Prisoner and Escort became Porridge, with Barker starring as the cynical and cunning prisoner Norman Stanley Fletcher. The show became a huge success, attracting 15 million viewers and earning what the BBC described as "a chorus of critical acclaim and public adoration for what remains one of the most classic British sitcoms ever produced." The Times called Fletcher his "finest creation". Determined not to be remembered only as Fletcher, Barker opted to end Porridge after two series to focused on the second pilot Open All Hours, alongside David Jason, who also went on to become one of our best loved comedy actors. Barker starred as Arkwright, a money-grabbing, stuttering shopkeeper, and the series became another British comedy classic.
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