A Man Walks Into A Pub.


A chicken is playing in a football match and scores two early goals. The ref says “you’re very good, you must train hard?” “ I do,” says the chicken but it’s not easy as I’m a solicitor and I don’t get much free time.” The ref pulls out the red card and sends the chicken off. “What for?” asks the Chicken. The Ref says “ Professional Fowl!”


An archaeologist examines a 3000 year old mummy and declares, “ He died from a heart attack!” “How can you tell?” asks one of his students. “ I found a piece of parchment in the mummy’s hand.” replied the archaeologist. “ It was a betting slip that said. “ 5000 on Goliath.”


The White Bull


New Lane, Oswaldtwistle. Open 5pm - Late.


Sat - Sun 1pm - Late Food Served 1 - 8pm


A safe and friendly atmosphere


awaits you at the Ossy Social Club. Always something going on.


For more info visit the clubs website. Rhyddings Street


Oswaldtwistle BB5 3HH 01254 233178


Friday Nights


Entertainment in the Lounge.


Free Pool, Darts & Snooker.


New Teams Welcome.


Sunday Nights Quiz Night.


Also Ballroom Dancing. Free Function Room


Any Night of the Week Including Sat & Sun Also Available During The Day.


Wednesday


Bingo Night 8PM with Johnny 7


For more information about our What’s On pages contact Gary on: 07889 832235


Or Visit our website at : www.thelocalherald.co.uk 35.


Kids Entertainment Sat 6 - 8pm (1st & 3rd Sat, in month) All Functions Catered For.


Function Room Available FOC. Cask Ale Available.


Smooth Bitter From £1.95 Lager From £2.20


01254 231308


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