So you think you’re funny !!!!!!

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Mobile Cycle Servicing, Repairs

Plus Cycle Sales

We also service & repair prams & wheelchairs

Tel 01254 887638

Mob 07958 235388

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J Dean Installations

Over 25Years of PVCU Windows - Doors

Conservatories - Porches Fascias - Dry Verges

Replacement Steamed up units ( PVC or Timber) All aspects of Building &

Joinery work undertaken. Fully Guaranteed.

No Call out Charge. Free Quotes

Tel/Fax 01254 608697 Mobile 07849 471860

Prove it !

Email your jokes and stories to: info@thelocalherald.co.uk and we’ll print them and give you a mention. Bearing in mind our magazine gets forwarded to all corners of the world, you could be discovered as the next Ken Dodd and asked to appear at the Comedy Store in New York. Or should that be a : Compost store near York. You never Know !

Peace of mind for you and

your family

Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I always draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. "Yes that's G as in..... ummm... Goonies, O as in Ostrich, L as in errrrr...Lambretta, and F as in Fridge." So this is the answer. Cut out the following alphabet and stick it to the back of your phone. Then you can sound really important like an airline pilot or a policeman. The NATO Phonetic Alphabet was developed in the 1950s to be intelligible (and pronounceable) to all NATO allies in the heat of battle. It replaced other phonetic alphabets, for example the US military "able baker" alphabet. A - Alpha. B - Bravo. C - Charlie. D - Delta. E - Echo. F - Foxtrot. G - Golf. H - Hotel. I - India. J - Juliet. K - Kilo. L - Lima. M - Mike. N - November. O - Oscar. P - Papa. Q - Quebec. R - Romeo. S—Sierra. T - Tango. U - Uniform. V - Victor. W - Whiskey. X - X-ray. Y - Yankee. Z - Zulu.

We make all the difference when

it really matters

Suffering the loss of a family member or friend is something that words cannot describe - yet, as you know, it is precisely at this time that someone has to decide who will pay for the funeral and what the funeral arrangements are to be. That’s where our Personal Funeral Plan can make all the difference.

Peace of mind for you and your family

The benefit of choosing us today is that the complete cost of a funeral and the arrangements that go with it are all taken care of - nobody need have the burden of a funeral bill to pay, nor the worry of having to make such detailed arrangements at such a stressful time.

An independent family funeral

director you can trust

We offer a choice of three funeral plans to suit your needs and wishes. Whichever you choose the plan will be carried out by an independent family funeral director who has a long and proud tradition of personal service within your community. You can be sure your independent family funeral director will appreciate and respect local customs and expectations whilst offering the highest level of service.

Why purchase our Funeral Pre-payment Plan?

• Provide for the cost of your funeral in advance

• Once paid, the cost of your Cremation Plan is guaranteed against inflation

• Choose your own cremation or burial arrangements, tailored according to your own personal wishes

• Payments in one lump sum or regular instalments

• Complete peace of mind for both you and your loved ones.

A pre-payment guarantee

By pre-paying for your funeral in advance you secure the cost of the funeral which includes the cost of the crematorium, Doctors fees, Minister and Funeral Directors’ services. Where burial is required we contribute a sum equal to cremation disbursements to the cost.

Take the next step…

For an informal discussion, or to request an information pack please call in or telephone your Local Funeral Service:

Great Harwood Funeral Services.

3, Clayton Street,

Great Harwood. BB6 7AQ

Tel: 01254 886866

Hyndburn Funeral Services.

Queens Road, Accrington. BB5 6AR

Tel: 01254 233133

Or complete the enquiry card below and return by post.

A Local Independent Family Firm

To receive further details on Funeral Pre-Payment Plans, please

complete your details below and return to your nearest Local Branch:

Title: ………….. 1st Name(s): ……………………………………… Surname: ……………………………………………………………… Address: ………………………………………………………………. ………………………………………………………………………… …………………………………… Postcode: …………………….. Date of Birth: ………………………………………………………….. Daytime telephone no: ………………………………………………...

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