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Thunderbirds are go ! The main characters were:

Scott, pilot of reconnaissance rocket Thunderbird 1. Virgil, pilot of vehicle transporter Thunderbird 2. Alan, astronaut of space rocket Thunderbird 3. Gordon, aquanaut of submarine Thunderbird 4. John, operator of space station Thunderbird 5. Jeff, their father and millionaire ex-astronaut.

Brains, the scientist. Lady Penelope Creighton-Ward,

I. R's London based intelligence agent. Aloysius Parker, Lady P's chauffeur with a criminal background.

FAB Scott. But what did it mean ? Fully Advised and Briefed. Full Acknowledgment of Broadcast. Final Audio Broadcast. Or was it just the cool 60’s abbreviation of Fabulous ?

Quiz. All the answers can be found in these pages

1. From which film did Maria McKee have “Show Me Heaven.” ? 2. Which two poets died on 23rd April ? 3. Who made the first ever SOS distress call ? 4. Who won the 1958 Formula One Championship Title ? 5. What do you call the length of wool before you roll it into a ball ? 6. In which early sitcom did Cherie Booth’s Dad appear ? 7. What did Sir John Harington invent in 1596 ? 8. In October 2009 who spent £33,000 on lunch ? 9. Who was shot by his own father on 1st April 1984 ? 10. Who is the patron saint of Beirut ?

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Makes you think !

IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?

IF A DEAF CHILD SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?

WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK ?

IS ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION ?

WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?

WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDAN- GERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?

IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS IT HOMELESS OR NAKED?

IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME ARTIST, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?

WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD? DO INFANTS ENJOY INFANCY AS MUCH AS ADULTS ENJOY ADULTERY? WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD 'LISP' TO HAVE 'S' IN IT? WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?

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