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Q: How is dew formed?

A: Certain areas of the dessert are cultivated by irritation.

Then the

sun shines on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What is a planet?

A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?

A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in the fight.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.

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As we celebrate St George’s day we have the chance to repeat this poignant piece of prose.

Let the world Know we want our England back. Goodbye to my England, so long my old friend. Your days are numbered, being brought to an end. To be Irish, Scottish, or Welsh, that’s fine, But don’t say your English, that’s way out of line.

The French and the Germans may call themselves such, so may the Norwegians the Swedes and the Dutch. You can say that you’re Russian, or maybe a Dane, But don’t say you’re English ever again. At Broadcasting House the word is Taboo. In Brussels it’s scrapped, in Parliament too. Even schools are affected, Staff do as they’re told, They must not teach children about England of old. Writers like Shakespeare, Wordsworth and Shaw, The pupils don’t learn about them anymore.

How about Agincourt, Hastings, Arnham or Mons ? When England lost hosts of her very brave sons. We’re not Europeans, how can that be ? Europe is miles away, over the sea.

We’re the English from England, let’s all be proud, Stand up and be counted, shout it out loud. Let’s tell our Government, and Brussels too,

We’re proud of our heritage, and our red, white and blue. Fly the flag of St George or the Union Jack. Let the world know, we want our England back.

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Sorry to spoil the Myth, but Thomas Crapper (1836 - 1910) was an English plumber but no, he did not invent the toilet, neither is the word “crap” a derivation of his last name. It more likely comes from the Anglo - Saxon word “crappe,” meaning chaff, or any other waste material. The first flushing toilets date back to 1500 BC in Crete, but when they were exported to Rome the phrase “Ex - Crete,” was already in existence. In England, Queen Elizabeth I’s godson, Sir John Harington, invented a flushing toilet in 1596, but people turned their noses up at it. Page 1  |  Page 2  |  Page 3  |  Page 4  |  Page 5  |  Page 6  |  Page 7  |  Page 8  |  Page 9  |  Page 10  |  Page 11  |  Page 12  |  Page 13  |  Page 14  |  Page 15  |  Page 16  |  Page 17  |  Page 18  |  Page 19  |  Page 20  |  Page 21  |  Page 22  |  Page 23  |  Page 24  |  Page 25  |  Page 26  |  Page 27  |  Page 28  |  Page 29  |  Page 30  |  Page 31  |  Page 32  |  Page 33  |  Page 34  |  Page 35  |  Page 36