STRESS !!!.............WHAT STRESS ???
A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked, 'How heavy is this glass of water?' Answers called out ranged from 20g to 500g. The lecturer replied,
'The absolute weight doesn't matter. It
depends on how long you try to hold it. If I hold it for a minute, it's not a problem.. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my right arm. If I hold it for a day, you'll have to call an ambulance. In each case, it's the same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.' He continued, 'And that's the way it is with stress management. If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, the burden will become increasingly heavy: and we won't be able to carry on. ' 'As with the glass of water, you have to put it down for a while and rest before holding it again.. When we're refreshed, we can carry on with the burden. So, before you return home tonight, put the burden of work down: don't carry it home. You can pick it up tomorrow. Whatever burdens you're carrying now, put them down for a moment if you can.' So, Put down anything that may be a burden to you right now. Don't pick it up again until after you've rested a while. Here are some great ways of dealing with the burdens of life: * Just accept that, some days, you're the pigeon: and, some days, you're the statue. * Always keep your words soft and sweet - , just in case you have to eat them. * Always wear stuff that will make you look good, just in case you die in the middle of what you are doing. It’s a variation on wearing clean underwear in case you get run over. *Drive carefully. It's not just Hondas that can be "recalled" by their maker. * If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. * If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to be kind to others. * Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on. * Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. * Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late. * The second mouse gets the cheese. * When everything's coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane. * Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
* You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person. * Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. * We could learn a lot from crayons... Some are sharp; some are pretty; and some are dull. Some have weird names; and all are different colours; but they all have to live in the same box. *A truly happy person is one who enjoys the scenery on a detour.
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April 1918 was a fair old month for the RAF and the WRAF On the 1st of April both these organisations were formed and on the 21st they only shoot down “The Red Baron.” otherwise known as Baron Manfred von Richthofen, the top scoring fighter pilot of WW1 with 80 kills.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
8. Olympus Mons on Mars.
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