STRESS REDUCTION KIT

BANG HEAD HERE

Good Advice from an

Ex Police dog handler.

If you’re being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel,

or on to a little seesaw, and don’t jump through any of those hoops of fire.

They’re trained for that.

Directions:

1. Place kit on FIRM surface.

2. Follow instructions in centre of circle.

3. Repeat Step 2 as necessary, or until unconscious.

4. If unconscious, cease stress reduction activity.

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Four illegal immigrants were suffocated in the back of a Tesco lorry last night.

Every little helps.

You finally reach the top of the ladder and find it’s leaning against the wrong wall.

You can do much more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.

15.

Marvin Gaye, Jr

Born: Apr. 2, 1939 Died: Apr. 1, 1984

Famed R&B singer produced by Motown Records. The son of an Apostolic preacher, Gaye was born in Washington, D.C., and learned to sing and play the organ in his father's

church. After a stint in the Air

Force, he formed his own groups before Harvey Fuqua lured him into to the latest edition of the singing group, the Moonglows. Berry Gordy (founder of Motown) heard Gaye singing with the group in a Detroit club during 1961 and offered him a solo deal, though before recording his own songs Gaye first served as a session drummer. Gordy and Gaye later became brother-in-law when Gaye married Anna Gordy (they later divorced), but they often locked horns over artistic direction and creative control. Marvin Gaye went on to be referred to as Motown's Prince. Among his recordings with Motown were "Let’s get it on," "Pride and Joy," "I Heard it Through the Grapevine," "Ain't Nothing Like The Real Thing," and "Mercy Mercy Me (The Ecology)." He also recorded with the likes of Mary Wells, Kim Weston, Diana Ross and, most effectively, the James Brown discovery Tammi Terrell, who collapsed in Gaye's arms during a 1967 concert and died three years later of a brain tumor. Gaye convinced the Motown chairman Berry Gordy to let him record the occasional album of standards, and his 1971 song cycle "What's Going On". Gaye left Motown in 1981 and later recorded one of his last hits "Sexual Healing" with CBS Records. On April 1, 1984, the day before his birthday, Marvin Gaye was shot to death at his Los Angeles home by his father. His untimely death sent shockwaves across the nation and the music world.

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