The incredible Wizard of Oz
Retired from his business becoz due to up-to-date science, To most of his clients,
He wasn't the Wizard he woz.
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
Ahhhhh Canada.
A Canadian is a fellow wearing English tweeds, a Hong Kong shirt and Spanish shoes, who sips Brazilian coffee sweetened with Philippine sugar from a Bavarian cup, while nibbling Swiss cheese, sitting at a Danish desk over a Persian rug, after coming home in a German car from an Italian Restaurant ….. Then writes to his member of Parliament with a Japanese ball point pen on French paper, demanding that they do something about foreigners taking away Canadian jobs.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Eric Morecambe Born: May 14, 1926 Died: May 28, 1984 Comic, Entertainer. Eric Morecambe was born John Eric Bartholomew in the Lancashire seaside town of Morecambe. He was one half of the legendary British comic double act of Morecambe and Wise (along with Ernie Wise). The double act is regarded by many to be the best that B r i t a i n h a s e v e r produced. Their T.V. show "The Morecambe and Wise Show" particularly the Christmas specials became a national institution. The 1977 Christmas Show entered the Guinness Book of Records for having the largest British television audience of between 27.5 and 28 million. The shows also attracted famous names to appear in them, including Laurence Olivier, Glenda Jackson and The Beatles. Eric was particularly famous for poking fun at singer Des O'Connor, who also appeared on their shows. The double act ended in 1984 when Eric died of a heart attack. He was also Director of Luton Town Football Club from 1970 to 1975.
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God must love stupid people -
He made so many !
4. Chesney Hawkes
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