I’m going to get some new shoes at the show.


I’ll be on show at the show.


I discovered


I scream the same way whether I'm about to be


devoured by a


great white shark or


if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.


This Recession has hit everybody.... CEO's are now playing miniature golf.


British Petroleum has laid off 25 Lords and 30 MP'S.


Pound Street in London has been renamed Fifty Pence Street. I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.


If the bank returns your cheque marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.


McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.


Parents in Mayfair sacked the nannies and learned their children's names.


My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, so they re-possessed her!


A picture now only paints 500 words.


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