A few quickies. We all like a quickie.


“Don’t mention the deodorant!” says one chap to his mate. “OK.” Replies his pal, “ Mum’s the word.”


Have you seen the price of Velcro ? ….What a rip off ?


Did you hear about the horse called Treacle ?” It had a Golden Stirrup.


The Referee walked into a pub. The chap at the bar said to his mate “ Oh no, it’s all going to kick off now.


This guy in the pub says to me “I’ve got Bubonic Plague.” I said “ Don’t give me that.”


The dentist married a manicurist. They fought tooth and nail. The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child.


Mum…… Are you sure we ‘re Polar Bears? Yes Dear… Why do you ask ? Because we’re bloody freezing. Now Shush, I’m just checking the fridge.


Wakey - Wakey


WE BUY SCRAP GOLD


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