Unmissable Christmas Books (Or Maybe not) Songs For Christmas Cruises. By C. Shanty
An Embarrassing Christmas. By Lucy Lastic. The Art of Kissing. By Miss L. Toe. Winning at Charades. By Vic Tree.
What to do after Christmas Dinner. By Clare Inup. 101 Cures for Indigestion. By Gav Iscon. Sledging for Beginners. By I.C. Bottom.
Christmas Quiz Questions. By I. Dunnoe & Noah Duzzee . Surprise present! By Omar Gosh.
Christmassy Fishy Dishes. By Ann Chovie.
Mistletoe and wine. By May. Ree. Christmas. Too much Christmas Dinner. By O. B. City. Hogging The Roast Potatoes. By Dick Tator. Animal Hairstyles. By Vidal Baboon.
I woke up last night when I bashed my head on the bedside cabinet. So I got up and rubbed some margarine on it. I Got up this morning and I Can’t Believe It’s Not Better!
Yuletide greetings?
Mmmmm.. Not sure about the Baboon joke !
If you can lend me fifty quid, you'll tide me over ‘til Boxing Day.
I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory and pointed proudly to the front of the sleigh. 'See for yourself! 'he said. 'No-el plates!'
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5. I believe in Father Christmas. Emerson, Lake & Palmer.
How do chickens dance at a Christmas party ? Chick to chick !
Don’t make fun of my Santa !
What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he looked out of the window?
Looks like "rain", "Dear"!
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