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Sending Christmas Cards A considerable amount of strategic planning is required to ensure that maximum effect is gained from sending Christmas cards. Timing, size and quality are of paramount importance. Sending Christmas cards too early is not only ineffective but can be h u m i l i a t i n g f o r t h e sender. It reveals one's position, discloses the size and quality of card, exposing oneself to the possibi l i ty of a devastating counter-attack. On the other hand, a very late Christmas card runs the risk of negating the recipient's ability to respond, and reduces one's total card count. It is certainly better to be on the early rather than late side, for the get-in-quick Christmas card sets the pace and compels the opposition to reply. It is a brave opponent who will respond with less than an equal-to or better-than card. The next thing to understand is the value of size in Christmas cards. Important people, or at least people who think they are important, send big and important looking Christmas cards. This makes the recipient feel small; which is precisely what is intended. This can be quite costly, but usually worth it. There is also a place for cheap and nasty Christmas cards. They imply bad taste, poverty or disrespect to the recipient, and will guarantee deletion from their Christmas card list. These are particularly effective for terminating pointless long term Christmas card exchanges with people like the Fanshaws you met in Torremolinos in 1976, and can't even remember what they look like anymore - or was it Benidorm? First-time Christmas cards sent on impulse to recent acquaintances should be avoided, for they can have devastating consequences; like those nice Watson people you met in Benidorm. Whilst it might be a nice surprise to get a lovely card in return, you might not be very pleased when they arrive at your front door on Boxing Day - or was it Torremolinos? Adapted from an article by William Connor
A truly rich man is one who’s children run into his arms when his hands are empty.
7. All I want for Christmas is you. Mariah Carey
Santa must be a Woman I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she! Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a bloke could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast majority of men don't even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. It's as if they are all frozen in some kind of Ebenezerian Time Warp until 3 p.m. on Dec. 24th, when they, with amazing calm - call other errant men and plan for a last-ditch shopping spree, and if it’s not gift wrapped, they’re not buying it. This “chore” is usually accomplished within minutes before beating a hasty retreat to the pub. Other reasons why Santa can't possibly be a man: - Men can't pack a bag. - Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet. - Men would feel their masculinity is threatened...having to be seen with all those elves. - Men don't answer their mail. - Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described even in jest as anything remotely resembling a "bowlful of jelly." - Men don’t like stockings unless somebody's wearing them. - Having to do the Ho Ho Ho thing would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women. Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment. Comment from The Local Herald: There is a flaw in this theory, No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year.
How do monkeys make toast? 30. They stick some bread under the gorilla!
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