New Lions Corner. Accrington Lions.
Toy Appeal. Once again the Lions are launching their Toy Appeal and asking the people of Hyndburn if they would donate new and nearly new toys and games (but not soft toys) so they can help families less fortunately than themselves. Last Christmas we were able to provide toys for 150 children with the assistance of the various agencies who supported these families in the Hyndburn area. Now is the time for mums to make room for new toys and presents arriving from Father Christmas. Please, if you can bring them to our collection point. Sues Shoe Repairs (opposite Argos), 12 Little Blackburn, Accrington. If transport is a problem ring Peter Hopwood on 01254 383926. Closing date for the appeal is Monday 13th December. With Thanks Peter J Hopwood.
Tickets available from Ray We Don’t Talk Anymore ! It’s a Texting Thing.
I text the wife in bed the other night. I said, “ You’ve got all the quilt !” ……
...She replied. “ Who is this.”
A man text the other evening claiming to be my wife’s husband and he was coming round. Well I jumped straight out of the window.
Tel: 01254 236841
Me and the Mrs were checking in at Manchester airport for a Christmas week in Benidorm. The guy on the check in desk had a name badge, with his name “Jack.” I said “ Hi Jack.” All hell broke loose.
My sister’s having a baby and I don’t know if I’m going to be
an uncle or an aunt.
MORE CHRISTMAS CRACKER QUESTIONS
What don’t you do if your dog has ticks? Don't wind him up! What do you get hanging from Father Christmas' roof? Tired arms! What do you get if you cross a cowboy with an octopus? Billy the squid! What do you get if you cross a gnome with a vampire? A monster that sucks the blood out of your kneecaps! What do you get if you cross a hen with a bedside clock? An alarm cluck! What do you get if you cross a whale with a bird that quacks? Moby Duck!
It’s for the Kids !!!
Have you ever been half way through eating a horse when you realise you aren’t really that hungry?
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