Boy Meets Girl.


Pick up lines to avoid at the Christmas party, and


responses you might expect.


Boy, “Your place or mine?” Girl “Both, you’re going to yours and I’m going to mine.”


Boy, “If you go out with me I promise I’ll write to you.” Girl, “Are you allowed to use sharp objects where you stay?”


Boy, “I’d like to see you in a sexy little skirt. Is there anything you'd like to see me in?” Girl, “Yes, Traction.”


Boy’ “What’s your sign?” Girl, “No Entry.”


Boy, “Do you fancy coming for a walk in the woods?” Girl, “What, to meet your family?”


Boy, “Do you want to get out of here?” Girl, “Yes, but only if you promise not to come with me.”


Boy, “Would you care to dance?” Girl, “No.” Boy, “ I’m sorry, I think you misheard me. I said You look fat in those pants.”


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2. Merry Christmas Everyone. Slade.


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A young couple have just named their son “Jacob.” They must be crackers.


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