We now have two dedicated rooms for residential and Dementia care short stays for young and elderly, which means you can now book your respite and short stays up to 12 months in advance.
Returning home on Christmas Eve the husband found his new bride in tears. Between sobs he learns that something terrible had happened. “Darling the first mince pie I ever baked for you and the cat ate it.” ….. “That’s alright dear,” he consoled, “we can always get another cat.”
An elderly man with one arm bumped into an old friend on the street. “Where are you off to?” asked the friend. “I’m off to change a light bulb,” replied the one armed man. “ Won’t that be a bit difficult for you?” asked the friend. “ Not really,” said the one armed man, “I kept the receipt.”
Three Senior men were attending the doctors for their regular check up. The doctor decided to check their mental agility by asking a simple question. “What is two times two?” “177.” Replied the first gent. “Wednesday.” Answered the second old chap. “Four.” Replied the third man. “Brilliant.” Enthused the doctor. “How did you manage to work that one out?” “Easy,” replied the third old chap. “I just deducted 177 from Wednesday.
At a friends house last Christmas, we were watching their three year old son playing with his new toy Dinosaurs. “Tom can name every single one of his Dinosaurs.” his mother announced proudly. So picking up the Tyrannosaurus Rex I asked little Tom, “ What’s this one called?”
The little boy replied confidently………………. “ Sarah.”
How Do You Say, Merry Christmas? Glaedelig Jul – Danish Vrolijike Kerst – Dutch
Hyvvaa Joulua – Finnish
Frohe Weihnachten – German Kala Christouyenna – Greek Gledileg Jol – Icelandic Buon Natale – Italian God Jul – Norwegian Feliz Natal – Portuguese
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Heri za Krismas – Swahili God Jul – Swedish Iyi Noeller – Turkish
Christmas Lyrics Quiz. Name the Christmas Song & Artist who made it
popular. ( Answers are hidden in the adverts.) 1. Welcome to my Christmas song, I’d like to thank you for the year. 2. Look to the future now– it’s only just begun. 3. Trumpets sound and angels sing, listen to what they say. 4. Once bitten and twice shy, I keep my distance but you still catch my eye. 5. And the peal of a bell and that Christmas tree smell and their eyes full of tinsel & fire. 6. Faithful friends who are dear to us, gather near to us once more. 7. I’m just gonna keep on waiting, underneath the mistletoe. 8. Where the treetops glisten and children listen. 9. Children gaze open mouthed taken by surprise. 10. It’ll be cold so cold without you to hold this Christmas.
Makes you think !
If you received all of the gifts listed in "The Twelve Days of Christmas" song, you would receive 364 presents!
A Christmas wreath hanging on your front door symbolizes a sign of welcome and long life for all who enter!
In 1647, the English parliament passed a law that made Christmas illegal!
According to a survey, 7 out of 10 dogs get Christmas gifts from their doting owners!
17% of people will embarrass themselves at the office Christmas party!
6. Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas. July Garland.
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