Christmas Angel
One Christmas, a long time ago, Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip; but there were problems ...... everywhere. Four of his elves were away sick and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones. So, Santa was feeling the pressure of being behind schedule. Then, Mrs Claus popped in to tell Santa that her mother was coming to stay for Christmas; which stressed him even more. After a while, he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and run away, heaven knows where to. Then, when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards broke and several large toy-bags fell to the ground, scattering their contents all over the place. Needless to say, Santa was not in the best of moods. Suddenly, the doorbell rang and he went to the door expecting another problem. But when he opened it, there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree that she had brought especially to cheer him up. The angel greeted him very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas Santa Claus. Isn't it just a wonderful day? I have a beautiful tree for you. See, isn't it just the loveliest Christmas tree you've ever seen? Where would you like me to put it?" Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
Harold & Ethel.
Ethel: The Doctor says I have to increase my heart rate and I should have sex three days a week. Harold: Which days did he suggest? Ethel: He said Mondays ,Wednesdays & Fridays. Harold: Well I could take you on Mondays and Wednesdays but on Fridays you’ll have to catch the bus.
SEX AT 73 ? I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 73! I'm so happy, because I live at number 67..... so it's not far to walk home afterwards!
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