MORE BRITAIN’S GOT BRAINS.


You can’t make it up. RICHARD AND JUDY Richard: Which American actor is married to Nicole Kidman? Contestant: Forrest Gump. NATIONAL LOTTERY (BBC1) Question: What is the world's largest continent? Contestant: The Pacific.. BIGGEST GAME IN TOWN (ITV) Steve Le Fevre: What was signed, to bring World War I to an end in 1918? Contestant: Magna Carta? PAUL WAPPAT (BBC RADIO NEWCASTLE ) Paul Wappat: How long did the Six-Day War between Egypt and Israel last? Contestant (long pause): Fourteen days. THE VAULT Melanie Sykes: What is the name given to the condition where the sufferer can fall asleep at any time? Contestant: Nostalgia. LUNCHTIME SHOW (BRMB) Presenter: What religion was Guy Fawkes? Contestant: Jewish. Presenter: That's close enough. STEVE WRIGHT IN THE AFTERNOON (BBC RADIO 2) Wright: Johnny Weissmuller died on this day.. Which jungle-swinging character clad only in a loin cloth did he play? Contestant: Jesus. BEACON RADIO ( WOLVERHAMPTON ) DJ Mark: For 10, what is the nationality of the Pope? Ruth from Rowley Regis: I think I know that one. Is it Jewish? UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE Bamber Gascoyne: What was Gandhi's first name? Contestant: Goosey Goosey ?


What's ET short for? Because he's only got little legs.


Charlie, a father of nine, was reflecting with his mate at the bar, on how we mellow over the years. “When the first born coughed I’d call an ambulance. When the last child swallowed a fifty pence piece, I told him it was coming out of his spending money.”


It Happened In December. 1818 - "Silent Night" was performed for the first time, at the Church of St. Nikolaus in Oberndorff, Austria. 1957 - Tom and Jerry later know as Simon and Garfunkel, release their first-ever single, 'Hey Schoolgirl' 1963 - Stevie Wonder arrived in the UK for appearances on TV shows 'Ready Steady Go!' and 'Thank Your Lucky Stars.' 1963 - The Beatles appeared on the TV show "Jukebox Jury." 1965 - While performing "The Last Time." Keith Richards was electrocuted and knocked unconscious during a Rolling Stones concert in Sacramento. 1966 - The Jimi Hendrix Experience made their debut on 'Top Of The Pops', performing 'Hey Joe' 1968 - Graham Nash quit the Hollies. He announced the formation of Crosby, Stills and Nash three days later. 1971 - Don McLean's eight-minute-plus version of "American Pie" was released. 1973 - The Who were jailed overnight after causing $6,000 worth of damage in their hotel room after a show. 1975 - The Faces split became official. Rod Stewart had severed all connections with the group to work as a solo artist, Ron Wood was on permanent loan to the Stones, Ronnie Lane went on to form Slim Chance and drummer Kenny Jones joined The Who 1978 - "Soul Man," John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd's v e r s i o n , w a s released under the name, "The Blues Brothers." 1984 - Frankie Goes To Hollywood were at No.1 on the UK singles chart with 'The Power Of Love'. The groups third No.1 of the year and final UK No.1. Made them the first group since Gerry And The Pacemakers to have a UK No.1 with their first three singles. 1986 - At a Eurythmics concert in Birmingham, singer Annie Lennox ripped off her bra in front of 10,000 fans 1988 - Cliff Richard had his 12th UK No.1 single with 'Mistletoe And Wine.' 1991 - James Brown sued the producers of the movie "The Commitments." Brown claimed that one of the characters too closely resembled him. He lost the case. 1998 - The Spice Girls scored their 8th UK No.1 single with 'Goodbye', giving them the Christmas No.1 for the third year in a row equalling the record set by The Beatles, in 63, 64 and 65.


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Which animal should you not play cards with? A cheetah!


My daughter thinks I’m nosy. At least that’s what she wrote in her diary.


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