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OPINION Other people’s toys

David Smith explores the eternal yearning for what other people have, especially when it comes to a Man From U.N.C.L.E. Briefcase

A DANNY DeVito character once stated in a 1991 comedy that the only thing he loved more than money, was other people’s money. There’s something undeniably alluring about what other people have got, and it holds true for toys as well. You can have a whole

room full of toys, and still, when you get the chance to root through some other kid’s stuff for the first time, you’ll be struck by all the great things they have. There’s something peculiarly different about other people’s toys. Your own collection is

so familiar - you recognise all the products, all the scratches and scuffs

on your toy cars, all the missing pieces. Then you look at someone else’s toys and you’re not just captivated by the different items, you are also surprised at how different the things you have got look in someone else’s room. It’s like stepping into

a parallel dimension, a dimension where your UFO Interceptor hasn’t lost its torpedo (your own Interceptor lost its torpedo so long ago you’d actually forgotten what it looked like). Your friend might have the same British Eighth Army soldiers as you, but his have been painted. Properly. Strangely, this doesn’t make you want these

David Smith runs the consumer-focused toy news site T oyT

superior toys. You love your Interceptor more because it’s lost its torpedo and has a great big scrape in its shiny green paint. It is familiar and comforting. But those other toys, the

ones you haven’t got, they really do call out. My clearest recollection of this is seeing a Man From U.N.C.L.E. Briefcase at a friend’s house. It had a gun and holster, walkie-talkies and a mini camera, as well as an U.N.C.L.E. badge. There was something so

enticingly grown-up about this set that I wanted it immediately. It seems that I’m often talking wistfully about toys I didn’t get, but I don’t think I’m an unusual case in this instance, because my two boys display exactly the same sort of symptoms when they come back from a play at a friend’s house.

While it is increasingly a case of them enjoying a go on a new video game or console, there is still room for a bit of traditional toy envy every now and then – and while I try to discourage endless requests for new stuff, in these cases I tend to just smile to myself. Because I know exactly

how they feel.

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Toyology’s Peter Jenkinson contemplates putting the plethora of Christmas in July events right at the top of his very own naughty list

THERE CAN be very few professions where the complaint of one too many mince pies is shared amongst peers before the school summer holidays have even kicked off, but with a plethora of Christmas in July events that have just passed, those elastic pants were indeed in danger of being liberated from the Boxing Day box in the garage. Originating almost a decade ago by some bright young thing in the toy trade, these events quickly became blanket, and in a couple of seasons each and every brand/retailer/ corner shop collective had an event to show their Christmas fare to the press.

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longer lead and thus ensuring their must have item had every chance to make it into those biblical gift guides of the fat magazines. Today it just isn’t relevant, or necessary, for everyone to try and tempt us over to their hired space, decorated with varying amounts of tinsel, offering all manner of refreshments from the simple snack to the quite elaborate five-course meal and far too much seasonal imbibement than should be made available to a scribe midday on a school day. For the FMCGs I get it.

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national news and features journalists who just happen to be around at the time. In fact, with every aspect of Xmas on offer, these elaborate mini-Christmases are must visits. There are many

highlights to attendance. I’ll usually see perhaps a toy or two I’ve not encountered from earlier on in the year which usually makes me squeal inappropriately with excitement, much to the consternation of a food journo from a high brow title who has no idea what I do. Randomly bumping

into folk you’ve not seen since the last unseasonal seasonal gathering is always great.

Comparing goodie bags, complaining of distances between these events, seeing others you don’t know walking the opposite way in central London and eyeing each others gotten gains and, at the end of a multiple event day, looking back at what you’ve seen and how much content you have for the coming months: most satisfying indeed. It is, however, pointless to attempt anything less than the multiples can lay on. Times, they are a changing,

so to get under my nose you’ll need to try to be a part of a major retailer’s event by offering something stand out for them to add value to their offering and outshine their competition, or do

something different. And that is really tough. We put together a digital

Xmas event this year (#digitalxij) and delivered our showcase video to 50 journalists whom a few we know were pleased to receive free stuff at their desk and get content delivered. Our Bermuda shorted Santa certainly stood out but then again so did a Xmas in July offering that made our target audience feel like they’d attended a five star stand-out dinner with all the trimmings rather than attended a few events and left with that Yuletide feeling of being dragged around a few relatives houses which you couldn’t wait to leave.

oyologist Pete Jenkinson regularly writes about toys in national newspapers like The Sun and The Mail. This super-dad has an unmatched passion and dedication for trying and testing the latest, coolest and most interesting offerings from the world of toys. August 15


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