life from a dog’s perspective.


Koko can often be found frolicking with her humans, Jessie and Pavel Stehlik, throughout the streets of Downtown Tampa. Photograph by FotoBohemia.


Going On In Here?


What Is


by Koko (“channeled” through her human, Jessie Stehlik)


My human is pretty nice so I don’t want to worry her. However, there’s one daily activity we engage in that is…troubling, from a physics perspective. We live in something they call a “condo-


minium,” and there’s a balcony that allows me to see how high up in the building we are. I’m not sure how you humans quantify height, but in dog units of measurement, it’s exactly 450 ETJ’s (excited treat jumps) high. That’s a BIG jump. Here’s the troubling part. Each morning


when we leave my condo, my human walks me into a small room. The doors open, we walk in, the doors close. The room moves around a bit, and then when the doors reopen. WHAT?!The outside is completely different and we’re on the ground. We’re zero ETJ’s high. How. Is. This. Possible? My human calls it an Elevator. I think it


should be called an Impossiblator, because nothing about what it does seems possible. Anyway, in case my human and I go missing


I thought this information should be shared with you. We might be gobbled up by the Impossiblator and end up in a completely different timeline or parallel universe or something. Who knows? But, there’s always a treat waiting at the end


of the experience, so I’ll ride this one out and see where it goes.


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Love, Koko


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