BRITAIN’S GOT BRAINS 3.
We now have two dedicated rooms for residential and Dementia care short stays for young and elderly, which means you can now book your respite and short stays up to 12 months in advance.
The Art of Diplomacy.
The new golf pro from Yorkshire was asked to play nine holes with the Captain’s wife to assess her swing and give his recommendations.
After the round, in his most diplomatic voice he said….
“ I think you should give the game a complete break for at least a fortnight, and then pack it in altogether.
4.
Quiz. All the answers can be found in these pages. 1. Who had a top 20 hit in 1963 with “Puff the Magic Dragon? 2. Which legendary actor played Frankenstein in 1931 ? 3. Who presents a show on BBC Radio Bristol ? 4. In which county is Blenheim Palace ? 5. What species is known as the king of fish ? 6. Who won a BAFTA for the best light entertainment show in 1977? 7. Which single raised over £2 million for children in need in 1997 ? 8. Which Russian artists painted Sleeping Beauty ? 9. Who was the King on bonfire night 1605 ? 10. Which former US President has a wonderful short game at golf ?
8.
BEG BORROW OR STEAL BBC2 Jamie Theakston: Where do you think Cambridge University is ? Contestant: Geography isn’t my strong point. Jamie Theakston: There’s a clue in the title. Contestant: Leicester. BBC NORFOLK Stewart White: Who had a world- wide hit with “What a Wonderful World ?” Contestant: I don’t know. Stewart: Let me give you a few clues. What do you call the bit between your hand and your elbow? Contestant: Arm. Stewart: Correct, and if you’re not weak you would be what ? Contestant: Strong. Stewart: Correct, and what was Lord Mountbatten’s first name? Contestant: Louis. Stewart: Well there we are then. So who had a worldwide hit with “What a Wonderful World?” Contestant: Frank Sinatra. LATE SHOW (BBC MIDLANDS) Alex Trelinsli: What is the capital of Italy ? Contestant: France. Tralinski: France is another country. Try again. Contestant: Oh, um, Benidorm. Tralinski: Wrong, sorry, let’s try another question. In which country is the Parthenon? Contestant: Paris. THE WEAKEST LINK (BBC 2) Anne Robinson: Oscar Wilde, Adolf Hitler and Jeffrey Archer have all written books about their experiences in what:- Prison, or the Conservative Party ? Contestant: The Conservative Party. GWR FM (BRISTOL) Presenter: What happened in Dallas on November 22nd, 1963? Contestant: I don’t know, I wasn’t watching it then. PHIL WOOD SHOW ( BBC RADIO MANCHESTER.) Phil: What is 11 squared? Contestant: I don’t Know. Phil: I’ll give you a clue, it’s two ones with a two in the middle. Contestant: Is it five? RICHARD AND JUDY Richard: On which street did Sherlock Holmes live? Contestant: Errr…… Richard: He makes bread……. Contestant: Errr….. Richard: He makes cakes….. Contestant: Kipling Street ? LINCS FM PHONE-IN Presenter: Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world ? Contestant: Barcelona… Presenter: I was really after the name of a country. Contestant: I’m sorry, I don’t know the names of any countries in Spain. ROCK FM PRESTON Presenter: Name a film starring Bob Hoskins that is also the name of a famous painting by Leonardo da Vinci ? Contestant: Who Framed Roger Rabbit ? JAMES O’BRIEN SHOW (LBC) James O’Brien: How many Kings of England have been called Henry ? Contestant: Er.. Well I know there was a Henry the Eighth.. Err… Three. CHRIS SEARLE SHOW (BBC RADIO BRISTOL) Chris Searle: In which European country is Mount Etna? Contestant: Japan. Chris Searle : I did say which European country, so in case you didn’t hear that, I can let you try again. Contestant: Err… Mexico ? DARYL DENHAM’S DRIVE TIME (VIRGIN RADIO) Daryl Denham: In which country would you spend Shekels ? Contestant: Holland ? Daryl: Try the next letter of the alphabet…. Contestant: Iceland ?..... Ireland ?..... Daryl: ( Being helpful ) It’s a bad line. Did you say Israel ? Contestant: No.
Page 1 |
Page 2 |
Page 3 |
Page 4 |
Page 5 |
Page 6 |
Page 7 |
Page 8 |
Page 9 |
Page 10 |
Page 11 |
Page 12 |
Page 13 |
Page 14 |
Page 15 |
Page 16 |
Page 17 |
Page 18 |
Page 19 |
Page 20 |
Page 21 |
Page 22 |
Page 23 |
Page 24 |
Page 25 |
Page 26 |
Page 27 |
Page 28 |
Page 29 |
Page 30 |
Page 31 |
Page 32 |
Page 33 |
Page 34 |
Page 35 |
Page 36 |
Page 37 |
Page 38 |
Page 39 |
Page 40 |
Page 41 |
Page 42 |
Page 43 |
Page 44 |
Page 45 |
Page 46 |
Page 47 |
Page 48