A bachelor who just turned 40, was feeling a bit desperate and decided to go to a singles bar. He goes over to a young lady and says. “ Where have you been all my life?” The girl replies…….. “ Teething.”


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After fire had engulfed the barn, the farmers wife rang the insurance company and asked them to send the insurance money. “ Oh we don’t send money.” said the official. “ We replace the barn and all it’s equipment.” “In that case,” said the farmers wife, “ Can you cancel the policy on my husband.”


Painting by Russian artists Michael & Inessa Garmash


A young man is wanting to get married but every time he takes a girl home his mother doesn't like her. He asks his friend what he thinks he should do “ Easy.” says his pal. “ Find a girl who’s just like your mother.” “Tried that, my dad didn’t like her.”


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