A snail was run over in a most unfortunate traffic accident, by a tortoise. He was regaining consciousness in the emergency unit and the nurse asked him ,“What caused the accident?” “I really can’t remember.” Said the snail. “It all happened so fast.”


Music Lyrics Quiz. Name the song and Artist


who made it a hit. ( All the answers are sneakily hidden in the adverts ) 1. I saw the light on the night that I passed by her window. 2. I believe the children are our future; teach them well and let them lead the way. 3. Sometimes it’s hard to be a woman, giving all your love to just one man. 4. You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips. 5. Sometimes I wonder why I spend the lonely night dreaming of a song. 6. Anyone who ever loved, could look at me, and know that I love you. 7. And now the end is near and so I face the final curtain. 8. Ground control to Major Tom. 9. I met her in a club down in old Soho, where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola. 10. Ever since I was a young boy I played the silver ball.


You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.


Our son came home from University for a weekend and I asked him how things were going ? “Fine.” He said. I asked him about the teaching standards of the professors ? He said “ Fine.” I said “ How are you enjoying all the brilliant sports facilities ?” He said, “ Fine.” I then asked him if he had decided on his second subject for his degree? He said “ Yes.” I said “ What was it?” He said “ Communications.”


The Father takes his two young kids to the zoo. They were all looking forward to seeing the monkeys, but when they got there the attendant explained that it was mating season and the monkeys had all gone inside for some “togetherness.” The disappointed father says to the attendant. “Do you think they would come out for some peanuts ?” The attendant replies “ Would you?”


3. Stand by your man. Tammy Wynette


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The son says to his father, “Dad , tell me again about when you were young and you had to walk all the way across the room to change the channel on the telly.”


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