I just bought a dog from a blacksmith. The minute I got him home he made a bolt for the door.
Mick walks in to Paddy’s barn and catches him doing a striptease in front of a large red vehicle. “Blimey.” says Mick, “ What on earth are you doing?” Paddy replies “ Well me and Mary haven’t been getting on too well lately, so I went to a Therapist. He suggested I did something sexy to a tractor.”
A blonde takes her goldfish to the vets and says she thinks it might have a touch of epilepsy as it keeps having fits. The vet says “It looks alright to me.” The blonde says, “I haven’t taken it out of the bowl yet.”
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Hyndburn Borough Council have funded a position for a three year period for Stephen Wood of Hyndburn Stray Dogs in Need. Stephen will be working as animal welfare officer and one of his roles will be educating both children and their parents about the dangers of Toxicaracanis. Another role in his new position will be promoting responsible dog ownership, and has also been appointed STEM Ambassador Science Environment Mathematics. Stephen has been a dog warden for 11 years and won the national Dog Warden of The Year Title in 2009. Hyndburn stay dogs are c e l e b r a t i n g t h e i r 1 0 t h anniversary. See the front page for their website.
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