Grandmas, Don't know everything….
Little Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandma for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked, “Grandma, what's that thing called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?” She was a little taken back, but she decided to tell him the truth. “It's called sexual intercourse, darling” Little Tony said, “Oh, OK”, and went back outside to play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, “Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse, It's called Bunk Beds, and Jimmy's mum wants to talk to you.”
It Happened In November. It’s a Music Thing.
1952 . . The first ever UK pop chart was published by the New Musical Express after staff asked 53 record shops to divulge their sales returns. 'Here In My Heart' by Al Martino was the first No.1. The song stayed at No.1 for nine weeks 1955 . . Music and culture changing 'Rock Around The Clock' by Bill Haley & His Comets went to No.1 on the UK chart. 1957 . . Jackie Wilson made his US chart debut with Reet Petite, 29 years later in 1986, it made No.1 in the UK 1964 . . The Beach Boys appeared live on ITV's 'Ready Steady Go!' on their first promotional visit to the UK 1972 . . Singers Carly Simon and James Taylor were married in Carly's Manhattan apartment. The couple was said to be the highest-paid couple in the world, next to Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. Carly and 'Sweet Baby' James divorced in 1982 1975 . . Bruce Springsteen made his live debut in the UK when he performed at London's Hammersmith Odeon 1976 . . Bert Weedon's "22 Golden Guitar Greats" went to No.1 on the UK album chart 1977 . . David Bowie Joins Bing Crosby on Crosby's 42nd annual Christmas special. They sing 'Little Drummer Boy' 1979 . . George Michael and Andrew Ridgeley (later known as Wham!), played their first live gig together, as The Executives 1984 . . Frankie Goes To Hollywood made their debut TV appearance on Saturday Night Live performing 'Two Tribes' and 'Born To Run'. Also on this day after setting a new record for advanced orders, 1,099,500 copies, Frankie Goes To Hollywood went to No.1 on the UK album chart with their debut LP 'Welcome To The Pleasure Dome. 1987 . . Tiffany becomes the youngest act to top US chart with 'I Think We're Alone Now', since Michael Jackson (aged fourteen) went top with 'Ben' in 1972. 1997 . . The Lou Reed song 'Perfect Day' performed by various artists including Bono, David Bowie, Elton John & Tom Jones went to No.1 on the UK singles chart. The single raised over £2 million for the Children In Need Charity. 2001 . . The Times newspaper's "Rich List" showed Madonna being the highest earning woman in Britain grossing £30m, all the Spice Girls except for Victoria Beckham had dropped out of the listings. Paul McCartney had earned £20.5m during the year 2002 . . VH1 viewers voted 'I Will Always Love You' by Whitney Houston as the number 1 most romantic song ever, 2nd place was Elvis Presley, 'You Were Always On My Mind' and 3rd place went to 'My Heart Will Go On' by Celine Dion. 2005 . . Robbie Williams smashed a Guinness World Record by selling more than 1.6 million tickets for his 2006 World Tour in one day, at an estimated value of £80 million 2006 . . Queen's Greatest Hits is declared the most popular album of all time in Britain, with more than five-and-a-half million units sold. At Number Two: the Beatles' Sgt. Pepper.
An expert on whales was telling friends about some unusual things they had recently discovered about these amazing creatures. They found that one species could communicate up to 300 miles away. “What were they saying?” asked one of the friends. The expert said it sounded like, “Can you still hear me.”
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