SKIP HUNK: MATTHEW WARDEN THE SKIP FACTORY, DORSET


MANKINI MAT HAS A BRAND SPANKING PERSONALITY


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E’S the boss, but when work is done Skip Hunk Matthew Warden, 24, slips into his mankini and strolls through the


valley of death. As you do… Hi Matthew. First up tell us which fi ne establishment has the pleasure of seeing your smiling face every day?


The Skip Factory. We make skips and containers of all shapes and sizes, and I am the Factory Manager. I’ve been there eight years and counting!


OOH! The Factory Manager! Bet that means you get a nice comfy offi ce and tea served in a china cup. Exactly what do you do day to day?


What don’t I do?! I am a sawyer cutting the steel for the welders, and I also fi ll in and weld most days. I am a forklift driver and a skip inspector, making sure the bins go out looking top notch.


No rest for the wicked. Best bit about it?


Working with family, because seeing them moody makes me a lot happier.


They must love you too. And what bits could you live without?


The freezing mornings.


Hot stuff like you should be able to cope with that, surely? What do you do outside of work?


Play golf and watch the stock market.


We’re more likely to be watching Eastenders, but each to their own. Funniest thing that’s ever happened to you?


Going to Bournemouth Sevens Festival in a mankini and a pink wig, surrounded by big rugby men trying to spank me.


So many questions… but probably all of them best left unasked. Anything else?


I had a stupidly drunk moment, where I put my whole weeks wages on ONE bet, only to fi nd out the next day I actually won!


Well, we’ve established you’re a bit of a lad… what about romance? Where to and who with?


Maccies, and it would have to OBVIOUSLY be my girlfriend. Shout out to Gisela Wallis!


YAY! Gisela! You have our sympathies! Meanwhile Matthew, what superhero power would you love to have.


Invisible, the possibilities are endless…


Now, now young man. Quite enough of that. What’s your ‘theme tune’?


Gangsta’s Paradise by Coolio, because I walk through the valley of the shadow of death. I’ve been laughing, so long even ma mamma thinks that my mind has gone.


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We’re inclined to agree with your mamma. Stun us with a fascinating fact.


I can bench press 12 times my body weight.


The team here can all do that – although we don’t talk about it, as no-one likes a show off, you know. Right, grub’s up! What’s cooking?


A cold tin of beans.


Blimey, that’s pushing the boat out. Say you’re king for a day, what law would you introduce?


No taxes on wages.


Move over Liz, King Matthew is coming through…we salute you. Talking of famous people, ever rubbed shoulders with any celebrities?


Eastenders’ actor Gary Beadle, down Tower Park in Poole. I took a photo with him, and told him I was a big…ahem…fan of Charlotte.


We’re assuming you told him you admired her supersize personality. Next! Social media - or social down the pub?


Neither, I am a reclusive workaholic.


Better than a conclusive alcoholic! Say you scooped millions on the Lottery. What would you buy?


Millions of scratch cards.


Nearly done, sum yourself up in three words. Funny, sexy, open-minded.


Finally, make us laugh again – we’ve had a right few chuckles already.


Q: What did Jeremy Corbyn have for breakfast? A: Who cares?!


Our socialist sides are conservatively splitting here, Matthew. All that remains is to say thanks for being a good sport, and an excellent Skip Hunk.


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