DELMER & CECIL


Our Holiday DELMER & CECIL Suggestion’s Seeing as this is the travel and


leisure issue of Bounder magazine Delmer and I put our heads together and came up with some suggestions


that might help in your holiday plans. OUR PICK OF THE


MONTH For an unusual vacation why not


consider TWONESIA. Twonesia is an adventurers’ paradise full of quaint


people with interesting lifestyles. Every November the Nesians gather to celebrate the founding of their country


by holding the “Festival of The Two”. According to local legend, the country was founded by the original inhabitants


of the land by the names of “Abdul” and “Fred”. These were the first pure blood Nesians and are revered as the founding


fathers of the Nesian empire. Abdul and Fred noticed that there were no women in


the land and so ordered mail-order brides from Manitoba (Canada Post was much better in those days.) Abdul and Fred then got on with populating the country and even today true Nesians can trace their bloodlines


back to the founding fathers. When visiting Twonesia be sure to visit the colourful dung market in Squalid Square, or perhaps a side trip by yak cart to the neighbouring country


of Amnesia (a forgettable little country to the east.) For the really adventuresome travel north to the mountainous country of Caucasia (be careful here for Caucasia is full of white males


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