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I know this one - Don’t tell me !!
Teacher: “ Johnny, give me a sentence with I in it.” Little Johnny replies “ I is…” “No,” interrupts the teacher, “Always say I am.” Johnny replies, “ I am the ninth letter in the alphabet.”
The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back..
Bobby’s Blog Friendly advice from your local Bobby
on the Beat PC 2559 Andrew Sarchet Great Harwood Community Beat Manager Great Harwood police Station: 01254 353334 Crime stoppers 0800 555 111 Mini Motos: As the summer and better weather approaches, the police receive many complaints from residents regarding the illegal use of mini motos and off road motorbikes. These types of motorbikes are designed to be used only on private enclosed land which the public can only have access to and use with permission of the land owner.
If anybody rides / drives (including youths and
This paint job was intended to make you more aware of the "ZOO," it succeeded at several levels of consciousness. If you counted the number of accidents resulting from other drivers and pedestrians staring at the bus instead of paying attention to traffic
or where probably not a success. But it is really a great piece of art. they are driving/walking --
young children) these motor bikes in a public place i.e. on any type of public area, road, park, path, any open land etc…they can be prosecuted in court for driving offences. These include driving without a driving licence, without a test certificate and without insurance. These motorbikes are not designed and not adapted for road use. There have been previous reports where children and elderly pedestrians have been accidentally injured. Dog Fouling: The vast majority of dog owners are respectful and clean up after their dogs but unfortunately there are those few who spoil it and give others a bad name. It is important to clean up after your pets because it is an unsightly health hazard, particularly to young children who play in the street or on grassed areas. This is also an offence which carries a fixed penalty fine. The police have received many complaints in the area so please clean up after your dogs. The police work in partnership with the local dog warden to address and combat this problem. Email:
GreatHarwood.NPT@
lancashire.pnn.police.uk
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My girlfriend thinks that I’m a stalker. Well, she’s not exactly my girlfriend yet.
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