It Happened In June -
It’s A Music Thing. 1st June 1959 . . Juke Box Jury started on BBC TV with a Saturday Night slot hosted by David Jacobs. 7th June 1963 . . The Rolling Stones made their UK TV debut when they appeared on 'Thank Your Lucky Stars' 8th June 1969 . . Brian Jones announced he was leaving The Rolling Stones because he didn't agree with the band's musical direction 11th June 1969 . . David Bowie's single, "Space Oddity," was released to coincide with the first lunar landing 14th June 1971 . . In London, the first Hard Rock Cafe opened.
15th June 1967 . . Peter Green left John Mayall's Blues Breakers to form Fleetwood Mac 16th June 1980 . . The movie The Blues Brothers premiered in Chicago,
Illinois. The movie starred John Belushi and Dan
Ackroyd, who played Jake and Elwood Blues. James Brown, Ray Charles, and Aretha Franklin performed. Cab Calloway also appeared with a rendition of his classic Minnie the Moocher. 17th June 1995 . . Rod Stewart set an attendance record for Wembley Stadium with a concert crowd of 90,000 22nd June 2002 . . After giving himself various new identities' during the 90's, The Artist Formally Known As Prince announced he wanted to be known as Prince again. 26th June 1284 - According to legend, the Pied Piper reappeared in the German town of Hamelin to lead away 130 children, because the town's folk refused to pay their pest control bill. A story which inspired Crispian St Peter's 1966 international top 10 hit Follow Me, I'm the Pied Piper, 28th June 1977 . . Elton John achieved his life long ambition when he became the Chairman of Watford Football Club.
“How dare you break wind in front of my wife ?” Exclaims the host to his dinner guest. “ I’m sorry.” Replies the guest, “I didn’t realise it was her turn.”
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She asked the famous artist if he would paint her in the nude. He said he would but he would have to keep his socks on or he would have nowhere to keep his brushes.
Teachers Pet Three boys want to get in the good books with their new teacher so they each decide to bring her a present. The teacher has done her homework on her new class so when she gets the present from Jim she knows his father works in a chocolate factory. She shakes the box and takes a sniff, “Is it Chocolate ?” “Yes says Jim.” She then accepts the present from Billy and she knows his dad is a florist. She shakes the box and smells it. “Is it flowers ?” She askes. “Yes.” Says Billy. Finally she accepts the present from Johnny and she knows his father has an off licence. She shakes the box and notices a yellow liquid leaking from the box. She tastes the liquid and askes, “ Is it Whisky ?” “No.” Replies Johnny, “ It’s a Puppy.”
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Why men wear ear rings? I have often wondered how this trend got started, I now have the answer. A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in 'fashion sense.' The man walks up to him and says, 'I didn't know you were into earrings.' 'Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring, 'he replies sheepishly His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to say, 'So, how long have you been wearing one?' 'Ever since my wife found it in my car.'
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