2. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.


Man sitting at home on the veranda with his wife and he says, "I love you." She asks, "Was that you or the beer talking?" He replies, "It was me......... talking to the beer."


My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.


New Store Opens In Liverpool !


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