The F Word. 1. How many F’s in this sentence ?
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
2. GOLDEN RULES FOR F***ING:
What is this F word ? 1. F***ing once a week is good for your health but its harmful if done every day. 2. F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind & body. 3. F***ing refreshes you. 4. After F***ing don’t eat too much - go for more liquids. 5. Try to do f***ing in bed because it can save your valuable body energy. 6. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol level.
ANSWERS: 1. 6. Apparently the brain struggles to recognise the F in of. 2. So... what was that F word? FASTING….is good for your health God bless your Fertile mind !!!
How Are These Better Known ???
All the answers are in these pages. Eric Arthur Blair.
Lester William Polfuss. Dino Paul Crocetti. Francis Ethel Gumm. Norma Jean Baker. Arthur Stanley Jefferson. Bernhard Schwartz
Irish Railway Company. The following is an actual exchange of correspondence between a customer and the Irish Railway Company.. Gentlemen, I have been riding your trains daily for the last two years, and the service on your line seems to be getting worse every day. I am tired of standing in the aisle all the time on a 14-mile trip. I think the transportation system is worse than that enjoyed by people 2,000 years ago. Yours truly, Patrick Finnegan -------------------------------- Dear Mr Finnegan, We received your letter with reference to the shortcomings of our service and believe you are somewhat confused in your history. The only mode of transportation 2,000 years ago was by foot. Sincerely, Irish Railway Company ----------------------------------- Gentlemen, I am in receipt of your letter, and I think you are the ones who are confused in your history. If you will refer to the Bible and the Book of David, 9th Chapter, you will find that Balaam rode to town on his ass. That..... gentlemen, is something I have not been able to do on your train in the last two years! Yours truly, Patrick Finnegan.
Comedy Genius. Dame Edna Everage. Barry Humphries brilliant creation first appeared in 1955 at Peter Cook’s Establishment Club. She now has a street named after her in Melbourne.
WE BUY SCRAP GOLD
One Stop Cash Shop, 39 Queen Street, Great Harwood, BB6 7QP 01254 888292
25.
Page 1 |
Page 2 |
Page 3 |
Page 4 |
Page 5 |
Page 6 |
Page 7 |
Page 8 |
Page 9 |
Page 10 |
Page 11 |
Page 12 |
Page 13 |
Page 14 |
Page 15 |
Page 16 |
Page 17 |
Page 18 |
Page 19 |
Page 20 |
Page 21 |
Page 22 |
Page 23 |
Page 24 |
Page 25 |
Page 26 |
Page 27 |
Page 28 |
Page 29 |
Page 30 |
Page 31 |
Page 32 |
Page 33 |
Page 34 |
Page 35 |
Page 36 |
Page 37 |
Page 38 |
Page 39 |
Page 40