HAVING MUM OVER FOR DINNER You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one... Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mum had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.' About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle... You don't suppose she took it, do you?' Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote: Dear Mum, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Brian
Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read: Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mum
LESSON OF THE DAY: NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
Quiz. All the answers can be found in these pages. 1. Who was the host of the TV music show “Juke Box Jury?” 2. Who was known as “The Manassa Mauler?” 3. Who was known as “The wizard of Waukesha?” 4. What was George Stephenson’s steam powered locomotive called ? 5. Which TV program featured the street hero Robert McCall ? 6. Without artificial colouring, what colour would Coca Cola be? 7. Which Coronation Street writer lived and died in Clayton Le Moors ? 8. What was the cost of the first British TV license in 1946 ? 9. On what date is this years summer solstice ? 10. How long is a wire coat hanger when unravelled ?
The Camera Never Lies ! 6. My heart will go on. (Titanic) Celine Dion
My dad left his electric toothbrush on last night. Mum says she’s never seen the bathroom so clean.
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