BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND . .
Pam’s Bookend is pleased to announce that
NEIL WHITE (author of Fallen Idols, Lost Souls, Last
Silent) will be in Great Harwood to launch his new book
COLD KILL
Come and meet him AT: Café Latte ON: Saturday 11th June 2011 BETWEEN: 11am and 1pm
Coffee and a signed book only £10.00
Tickets available from:- Pam’s Bookend and Café Latte. Queen Street Great Harwood.
Rites and Dead
The Genius of Nicknames. A few months ago we reported on a brilliant nickname given to a professional footballer. He was actually German but playing for a Championship club. His name was Fitz Hall, the lads call him “One Size.” We found a few more. Two Soups - his real name is Campbell Baxter. Two Bonnets - the Glasgow taxi-driver who wears a wig under his cloth cap. The Boomerang Kid - whenever anyone at work asks a question, he always replies: 'I'll get back to you on that. ' The Parachute - lets everyone down at the last minute. Rembrandt - loves saying to colleagues: 'Let me put you in the picture...' Bo Derek - a chap called Derek with terrible body odour. The Genie - magically appears when anyone opens a bottle. Dulux - his pals reckon he's only got one coat. Soapy - washes his hands of any problems that crop up.. Captain Hook - continually late for work, it's believed he must be scared of the alarm clock. The Yeti - always on the sick, there have been many unconfirmed sightings of this guy, but nobody can prove he actually exists. The Hostage - when anyone asks for help he always replies: 'Sorry, my hands are tied.’ The Woodpecker - he's always tapping people for a drink. The Olympic Flame - He never goes out.
An archaeological team, digging in Washington DC, has uncovered 10,000 year old bones and fossil remains of what is believed to be the first Politician.
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A doctor was addressing a large audience in Oxford ... "The material we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.” He went on to explain, “Red meat
diets can be disas-
is full of steroids
and dye. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High transfat
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trous and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and most of us have, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most
grief and
suffering for years after eating it?" After several seconds of quiet, a 70-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."
They say the pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the sword is really tiny and the pen is very very sharp.
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