! SUMMER SPECTACULAR !
& Coffee Shop
Why not come and visit our newly refurbished
“ MRS B’s KITCHEN ” which offers home made fayre, light luncheons and speciality cream tea’s from only £1.95
Design Your Own Bracelet, Necklace, ring or bag charm
from our fabulous new range of
“Pandora Style”
Beads, Charms and Crystals
OPEN: MON - SAT
10.am -
5.pm SUN & Bank Holidays
11.am -
4.pm
Young Jimmy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey's died.' Jimmy replied, 'Well then just give me my money back.' The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I've already spent it.' Jimmy said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.' The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?' Jimmy said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.' The farmer said, 'You can't raffle a dead donkey!' Jimmy said, 'Sure I can. Watch me... I just won't tell anybody he's dead.' A month later, the farmer met up with Jimmy and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?' Jimmy said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two pounds a piece and made a profit of £998' The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?' Jimmy said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two pounds back.' Jimmy now works for a well known international bank.
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realise you're wrong.
My dad says - There are 3 kinds of people:
those who count & those who don't.
Now I’m really confused.
Unit 1 Thorneybank Ind Est Burnley Road, Hapton, Lancs, BB11 5QR
* Blown Vinyls in Stock * 1000’s of Patterned Papers to order * Full Range of Interior & Exterior Decorative Paints
* In House Colour Matching Service * Industrial Paints * Spraying Equipment * Brushes & Rollers * Health & Safety Equipment * Floor Paints
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THE TWO FACES OF GLASGOW
A national newspaper recently reported Glasgow as having
most violence on the streets. Then the TV tells us that a survey indicates the friendliest people in the world are from Glasgow ! So, don’t worry, after they’ve beaten you half to death, they will politely give you directions to the nearest hospital ?
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New Seat Belt Regulations effective April 1, 2010.
The National Highway Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt. Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 95% when the belt is properly installed. Correct Installation is illustrated on the next page.......
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Jct 8 M65 Opposite the cemetery
Burnley Rd, Accrington BB5 6HG
01254 231133
New Homeware & Soft Furnishings Now In Stock
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