Polish. Surprised ?
What were you thinking ? Keep Smiling !
It makes the others
wonder what you are up to !
The winner of the 1956 Grand National was “Music Hall.”
Makes you think !
If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a Su-dog?
Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" have a sell by date?
How can there be self-help “groups”?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it doesn’t have any grapes or nuts in it ? How did a fool and his money get together in the first place? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag? When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
1943: 17th May. RAF Raid Smashes
German Dams.
An audacious RAF bombing raid into the industrial heartland of Germany wrecked three dams serving the Ruhr valley. The attack disrupted water and electricity supplies in a key area for the manufacture of Germany's war munitions. The head of the program was Dr Barnes Wallis, and the mission, known as Operation Chastise, had been planned for months. The crews were specially selected for the job, and had been training in absolute secrecy. The bombs themselves were invented specifically for the task by the aircraft engineer Dr Barnes Wallis, the designer of the Wellington bomber. They were barrel-shaped, and used the principle of a "ducks and drakes" stone bouncing on the water to bypass the defences around the dams. The Lancaster bombers flown by 617 Squadron were extensively modified, and the crews trained to fly at less than 100ft (30.48m) above the water, the height required to drop the bombs successfully. The mission began under the command of Wing Commander Guy Gibson, and became popularly known as the Dambusters raid. He died less than 18 months later, shot down at the age of 26 in September 1944. The raid was immortalised in a 1954 war film, and who can forget the stirring music of The Dam Busters March. It was one of the most famous air operations of World War II and an inspiration to the country. More recently the raid was used as the theme for the Carling Black Label Lager advert, which has to rate as one of the cleverest commercials on TV.
“ MUM !”
8. A Rabbit.
12.
They reckon that Beer contains female hormones and I think they are right. After 8 pints I talk rubbish and can't drive!
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