WIDE VARIETY OF LAPTOPS AVAILABLE

COMPAQ PRESARIO

CQ 61-422SA

Windows 7, Intel Pentium T4300 Processor 320GB Hard Drive, 2GB DDR 2 Ram

15.6” HD Screen and Webcam for £419.99

Acer Aspire M1640

Window Vista Home Premium Intel Pentium Dual Core CPU

320 gb Hard Drive 2gb ddr2 Ram

Was £329.99 Now Only £ 289.99

Also available Windows 7 Premium at

£369. 99p

Price only applies with this advert

We Buy and Sell 2nd Hand PC’s & Laptops. Laptop Repairs, including screen and charger socket replacements etc. Laptop power supplies from £39.99.

SPECIAL OFFER EPSON COMPATABLE INKS Buy One Set & Get Second Set Half Price.

7-9 High Street Rishton BB1 4JZ 01254 877009 www.use-it.co.uk Email: sales@use-it.co.uk

History's top 10 times for appropriate use of the F word.

We’ve cleaned it up a bit so for the full effect you’ll have to insert your own F words.

10th - "Scattered * showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC 9th - "How the *did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC 8th - "You want WHAT on the *ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566 7th - “Would you like * ice with that sir?” Waiter on the Titanic, 1912. 6th - "It does so * look like her!" - Picasso, 1926 5th - "Where the * are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937 4th - "Any * idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938 3rd - "What the * was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945 2nd - "I need this parade like a *hole in the head!" - JFK, 1963

And ... drum roll …………..

The number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word .....

"Aw c'mon. Who the * is going to find out?" - Tiger Woods, 2010

Ah… Spring. The start of the camping season.

Arcelor-Mittal Steel,

feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired a new CEO, and the new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He asked the guy, "How much money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, "I make $400..00 a week. Why?" The CEO said, "Wait right here." He walked back to his office, c a m e b a c k i n t w o minutes, and handed the guy $1,600.00 in cash and said, "Here's four weeks pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back." Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?"

From across the room a voice said, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."

1. Spencer Percival.

5.

Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. Is it an age thing ? Page 1  |  Page 2  |  Page 3  |  Page 4  |  Page 5  |  Page 6  |  Page 7  |  Page 8  |  Page 9  |  Page 10  |  Page 11  |  Page 12  |  Page 13  |  Page 14  |  Page 15  |  Page 16  |  Page 17  |  Page 18  |  Page 19  |  Page 20  |  Page 21  |  Page 22  |  Page 23  |  Page 24  |  Page 25  |  Page 26  |  Page 27  |  Page 28  |  Page 29  |  Page 30  |  Page 31  |  Page 32  |  Page 33  |  Page 34  |  Page 35  |  Page 36